COCK 🐔 AND 🫵🏼 BALL ⚽️ TORTURE 🏹

I think its really awesome that some people's life experiences and trauma and stuff makes them want to beat the shit out of other people and for some people it makes them want to get the shit beaten out of them. and they can have sex about it

wish i could relate

i’m a gold star bisexual. i’ve fucked everybody

thinking about riding a girls strap while she tells me what a good girl i’m being

yall are pro mental illness until they hallucinate

yall are pro mental illness until they dissociate

yall are pro mental illness until they self-isolate

yall are pro mental illness until they're paranoid

yall are pro mental illness until they split

yall are pro mental illness until it's too Scary for your comparatively neurotypical brain to handle

THIS LMAOOO.

not to mention the fact that since modern medicine has evolved, natural selection really isn't a thing anymore in humans 🤷‍♀️

Enid: 🎶 i just got my license 🎶

Wednesday: to kill?

Enid: haha, you’re so funny wednesday

Wednesday: ….

Enid: that’s not even a real thing

Wednesday: *slips card out of her bag*

Enid: this says you got it in 2010

Wednesday: yes

Enid: you would have been three years old?

Wednesday: yes?

I will never shut up about tampons. Just a few years ago, I thought I'd be walking around in those stinky, horrible, unhygienic diapers for the rest of my life lmao