made this gem on Sunday. had to wait all week to post it
misa thing I did instead of talking to people at lunch lol
misa thing I did instead of talking to people at lunch lol
I spent like three hours making this
L Lawliet is a greedy motherfucker. he wants to know everything about the specific things he cares about. he wants to pick people apart. he wants the thrill of the chase because he gets off on it. he wants to pin light yagami to the wall like a butterfly and rip every scale off his wings. he likes sweets. he doesn't like watching innocent people die. he will absolutely sacrifice innocents if he's deemed it a necessary action. he's characterized by an endless understimulated ennui. he's motivated primarily to escape boredom. he's an asshole. he's inherently kind. he's a hero to some and a worthless piece of shit to others. he plays mind games because he doesn't trust anyone. he plays mind games because he gets off on it. he's not much of a voyeur. he's the voyeur of all time. he's kind of a pervert. he's not a sexual creature at all. he's a spoiled brat. he's a martyr. he has a fine tuned sense for danger. he abandons this sense when it comes to thrill seeking. he's an adrenaline junkie. he's a hikikomori. he does drag. he's brutally honest between breaths and he lies for fun. he's terrified of dying. he sticks his neck out because it makes things more interesting. his methods are brutal and efficient and machiavellian. he gets the job done. he admires soichiro yagami. he thinks poorly of his son. he's the greatest detective in the world, richer than Croesus, and operates without any oversight; he's dependent on the trust of regular cops in order to get anything done. he likes the idea of being in a battle that shakes the heavens and the earth. he has a feeling he won't survive it. he has a meta-sense of narrative inevitability and yet loses every time. he considers himself justice. he is both unbound by the law and the law itself. he rejects his own myth. he is nevertheless shackled by his belief in it. he lacks a moral compass. he doesn't like it when people die in front of him. he has no objection to torture. torture is one of the first things he reaches for. he knows brazilian martial arts. his last thought is disbelief that he'd lost even though he was right. his legacy crushed an unknown number of children under its weight. he loved light yagami. he wanted to kill him personally. he eats banana peels
girl get rid of him. sell him on depop
“is this character good or bad” “is this ship unproblematic or not” “is this arc deserving of redemption or not” girl…
i genuinely think that death note is gay by design. if it isn't, you are left with light the heterosexual. you know he's as such because he constantly reaffirms this with elaborate rituals that he barely pulls off. he's disgusted by a model calling herself his girlfriend and the only person he connects with on the literal planet is another man, with whom he shares the only non-surveilled room at task force hq for two months. i don't need them to kiss on the page for me to know that it happened. there is yaoi everywhere for those with eyes to see
Sibling asked how ppl in star wars dance to jizz music and I had to give her an example
guy who’s about to have the worst 30 years of his life
Your regular reminder that trickle-down economics is a cruel joke designed by the wealthy.
maybe if i imagine the character all my problems will be solved
It just kills me when writers create franchises where like 95% of the speaking roles are male, then get morally offended that all of the popular ships are gay. It’s like, what did they expect?
zuko getting brutally attacked by very murderous frogs
EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP SCIENTISTS AT THE SCHMIDT OCEAN INSTITUTE HAVE FOOTAGE OF A LIVE COLOSSAL SQUID FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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kiss kiss fall in debt
im one of the angels assigned to guard god's throne and i keep shaving a piece of wood off one of the legs so it gets progressively thinner and weaker until one day it will snap like a matchstick and the big man will topple from his seat of power to grace the ground with his holy ass. of course he's omniscient so he already knows this and will have to banish me from heaven when it happens, but because of free will he has to give me the option to repent right until the very end. we both know i'm not going to do it but the rules that define our very being won't let us take any other course of action and besides he made me this way, so really the joke's on him no matter what.
i tried to make a venn diagram but my migraine is ironically too bad for me to have the brain power to take the time to fix the proportions and then i locked one of the text layers and got pissed off and gave up. but i kind of like it all fucked up like this
i’m trying to have a yaoi moment with you. man to man i’m trying to have a yaoi moment with you right now
Where is the video with the dude running as if he’s about to do the sickest skateboard trick, but then he just keeps running