If So, May I Have A Long Fangirl-type Chat With You About It?

yeah like why try and tear apart a probably fine friendship with sheer force of will c'mon everybody

the “rannells borle beef” thing really annoys me. like yeah it is kinda fun that christian is replacing rannells but there’s nothing more to this than that

I'm saying it,

Christian and Andrew are probably fine, but if you’re really worried they’re fighting,

Where was this when they saw most of the shows of the rest of the Falsettos cast members but not each other’s. What about when they were both at the Water 4 Elephant premiere and had no pictures? Were people harassing Andrew and Stephanie for not being like Anthony and Tracie and posting congrats for Christian, Betsy, and Brandon on their Tony nominations like people do when birthdays aren’t posted?

no cause people, especially Christian, don’t live on social media.

It’s not that deep, really, guys. Either he got a friend to play a role he cared about or not, but Broadway is small enough that no matter who they cast, it could have been traced back to Andrew.

While I was hoping for Christian to be Herbie, someone had to fill this role. This was falsetto fans who already bought tickets are still happy.

But if Chrisitan and Andrew did have a falling out, it's not recent.

Most likely, they're fine, and if it's a one-off pain, I'm sure they'll talk.

they are not mid they are my fixation and they remind me of that 8-bit version of the falsettos 2016 album

in other news somebody tell me which app to download to make this kinda pixel art I keep seeing it around and wanting to cry because of the lil guys

something something pixelsettos…

Ugh, yeah. I want to write but don’t want to make a completely new story for it.

Kleinsen? Kleinsen. LET’S GO DUDES

Of course. Of fucking course the final blow was going to shatter him. Why didn’t he see it coming? Why couldn’t he brace himself? Do something? It would have been at least decent if he’d shoved Evan, or something. Pushed him away, gave him a portion of that fucking guilt. He did distance himself from the teen, limiting their reactions to only professional; “Hi”s or “How are you?”s. It was so damn awkward. Who was he kidding, he didn’t want to stay mad at Evan. He wanted so bad to just cling onto him, hug him again like when they were both seven and watching horror movies under a blanket fort. He wanted him. But, no, if Evan had decided that some dead kid was worth more to him than he was, the deal was up. No more feelings. No more feelings, no more feelings, no more--

“Hi.” Jared looked up from his backpack straps. Annoyed, sleep deprived, and without a drop of caffeine in his whole damn system. He waved back. One foot in front of the other, he started to walk away. “I- um- no, Jared- I- please, come back.” “I need to get to class, sorry.” 

“Class doesn’t start for another twenty minutes..” Damnit. He had him there. “Christ. Okay, what is it, Hansen?” -- Long pause. Way too long. “I just.. need to apologize. Please. So, I’m sorry. For being a dick. I’m a fuck-up, I know, I know, trust me-- I just-- I don’t, I don’t..um.. want to lose you. Over me fucking something else up. Because that’s not worth it. I’m not worth all that--” He inhaled. The brunette felt a spike run through his heart. No. You’ve moved on. You’ve moved on, haven’t you? “I’m so fucking sorry. I’m sorry I asked you to help me, I’m sorry you had to pour yourself into it. I’m sorry that.. Zoe.. um.. I-i’m sorry, I’m sorry that I jumped, I just couldn’t take it, like I-I knew this was going to happen,” Fuck it. Fuck everything. So, he’s a dick. Your a dick, what of it? 

“You fucking jumped?!” He threw Evan into a hug. “Why the fuck would you do that!? Fucking moron! Jesus H. Christ, Evan, stop being such a dick-sucking, cute-faced moron, and stop fucking trying to hurt yourself! Your perfect, okay?!? So, fuck the hell off!!” 

“Cute-faced??!”

“Whatever, Acorn! Just don’t fucking ever try any of that shit ever again! And don’t make up shitty stories, just fucking trust me, okay?!” 

“Hey, I-- Jare, are you crying??”

“FUCK OFF, EVAN!!”

hhahaha it hurts to be in this fandom bye

More Incorrect DEH Quotes <3

(Trying to lower my stress levels with these lmao)

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Jared: Let me copy your homework.

Connor: I was gonna copy yours.

Jared: Well, shit.

Connor: Guess I'm just not doing it, then.

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Evan: I can't tell if your just incredibly arrogant or a genius.

Jared: On a good day, I'm both.

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Connor: You read my fucking journal?

Zoe: Well, at first, I didn't know it was your journal.

Zoe: I thought it was a very sad, handwritten novel.

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Evan: How stupid do you think I am?!

Jared: Do you really want an honest answer to that?

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Jared: What the fuck?? People actually tell their crushes they like them???

Zoe: What the hell do you do??

Jared: I die?? What kind of question...

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Connor: I should be allowed on Ghost Hunter TV shows.

Evan: I think that would be dangerous for the ghosts...

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Evan: Why is it so hard for you to believe me??

Alana:

Evan: Oh right. The lying.

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Evan: I made this friendship bracelet for you :)

Jared: Well, uh, I'm not really a jewelry person...

Evan: You don't have to wear i--

Jared, holding the bracelet away from him: No, I'm wearing it. Forever. Back off.

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Jared: I'm 80% awesome, 20% water, and 100% handsome.

Evan: That's 200%

Jared: I'm twice the man you'll ever be

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Jared: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.

Connor:

Connor: I like you.

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Alana: You think your smarter than everyone else...!

Jared: Oh, I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else.

Jared: I know I am.

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Alana: Do you know a turtles only weakness?

Connor: No... well, their slowness.

Alana: Their weakness is they can't roll over when they are on their backs.

Connor: Now I have a plan.

Connor: If I duct tape two turtles together, they'll be unstoppable.

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Alana: I couldn't do this without you, Zoe.

Zoe: No, you probably could, just not as stylishly.

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Jared: I want to kiss you.

Evan, not paying attention: What?

Jared: I said if you died, I wouldn't miss you.

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Evan: I’m in love with you.

Jared: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.

Evan: I know.

Jared: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

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Evan: I fell—

Jared: From heaven?

Evan: No, I literally fell—

Jared: In love with me the moment you saw me?

Evan: MY ARM IS BROKEN!

Jared: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.

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Miguel: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash.

Connor: Oh. We're going out?

Miguel: Wh...

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Miguel: I'm gonna go take a shower.. wanna help me out?~

Connor: You've... never taken a shower before???

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Jared: We both look very handsome tonight.

Evan: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you."

Jared: I couldn't take that chance.

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Connor: Miguel is playing hard-to-get.

Connor: Little does he know, I'm a master at playing hard-to-get-rid-of.

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Miguel: Are you ready to commit?

Connor: Like, a crime or a relationship?

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Zoe: So you like cats?

Alana: Mhm :>

Zoe: *Tries to impress her by slowly starting to push a glass off of the table*

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Alana: Why don’t you go talk to him?

Jared, sarcastically: Oh. Yeah, sure.

Alana: What? So you go tell him he's cute, what’s the worst that could happen?

Jared: He could hear me.

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Connor: Did it hurt when you fell-

Miguel: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-

Connor: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs

Miguel: ...

Connor: You just laid there for 15 minutes.

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Alana: Are you trying to seduce me?

Zoe: I don't know, are you seducible?

IT'S FALSETTOS DAY IT'S MAY 27th IT'S MENDEL AND TRINA'S WEDDING IT'S THEIR 45th ANNIVERSARY I JUST DID THE MATH ON MY LEG IT'S OK THOUGH AHHHH I HATE MENDEL BUT ALSO I'VE BEEN EXCITED FOR HTIS FOR SO LONG IWUEHTKLSDBJGFG

Cborle’s Shakespeare they could never make me hate you

TFB memes? HOLY FUCK I DIDN’T KNOW THOSE EXISTED HELL YEAH

PART 11 BABY, BOOYAH!

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Evan: That's ridiculous! Jared doesn't have a crush on me!

Connor: Yes he does.

Alana: Yes he does.

Jared: Yes I do.

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Jared: Where's Evan?

Zoe: Connor locked him in the bathroom...

Connor: Damnit, Zoe! You weren't supposed to tell him!

Jared: Nah, I'm cool with it.

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Evan: I am darkness. I am power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can even imagine. I am the fury, I am the weapon, I am-

Zoe: A doll.

Alana: A cinnamon roll!

Jared: A sweetheart

Evan:

Evan: Stop it....

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Connor: The hell is up with Kleinman? He's been laying there on the floor, for like, an hour?

Alana: He's just a little overwhelmed.

Connor: Oh really. From what?

Zoe: Evan smiled at him.

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Jared: *Taps fingers on table*

Connor: *Taps back*

Alana: What are they... doing?

Evan: Morse code.

Jared: *Aggressively taps fingers on table*

Connor: biTCH YOU TAKE THAT FUCKING BACK-

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Jared: Evan's gone! We can do anything. What does everyone want?

Miguel: I want Connor back.

Jared:

Jared: I've got, like, 12 dollars.

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Alana: Jared isn't answering his phone.

Evan: I'll call.

Zoe: Me and Alana have both separately tried 6 times, what makes you think-

Jared: Hello?

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Connor: The moon looks beautiful tonight.

Miguel: Mhmm.

Zoe: Should we tell them that it's just a tortilla we threw at the window earlier?

Evan: Ehh....

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Connor: Your grounded.

Zoe: I'm... grounded?

Connor: Yes, your grounded.

Jared: We're gonna bury you until you learn your lesson.

Zoe: That's not how grounding works.

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Jared: ARE YOU-

Zoe: Fucking.

Jared: KIDDING ME? THIS IS-

Zoe: Bullshit.

Alana: What are you doing?

Zoe: Evan took away Jared's swearing privileges, so I'm helping him out.

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Alana: Why does Jared have a black eye?

Evan: He was saying 'Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me'.

Evan: So Connor threw a dictionary at him.

Connor: It was just to test a theory.

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Looks like a cinnamon roll/Can actually kill you: Jared

Looks like they can kill you/ Is actually a cinnamon roll: Evan

Looks like a cinnamon roll/IS a cinnamon roll: Alana

Looks like they can kill you/CAN actually kill you: Connor

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Zoe: Truth or dare.

Jared: Dare.

Zoe: Kiss the hottest person in the room.

Jared: Hey, Alana?

Alana: I-um-yeah?

Jared: Could you move, Evan's right behind you?

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Jared: You have friends and I envy that.

Evan: You can share my friends???

Jared: *Looks at Alana and Connor*

Jared: Yeah, I don't want those.

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Connor: Hey bitch, do you love Evan?

Jared: I guess, yeah.

Connor: HA! Take that, Zoe. You owe me one hundred bucks, I told you he was gay!

Jared: Dude, everyone loves Evan? You should have asked if I was in love with him.

Connor: I thought that was implied.

Jared: ...

Connor: ...

Zoe: Connor, I think you just earned yourself one hundred dollars.

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Evan: *Sits down*

Alana: This bench is freshly painted :)

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Evan: Oh my god, I think I like Jared.

Connor: Congratulations, you are officially the LAST one of us to figure that out.

Connor, turning his head: Hey, Miguel! I won the bet!

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Miguel, looking at Evan and Zoe: They make a cute couple, don't they?

Jared, annoyed with Zoe and Evan at this point: They certainly are standing next to each other...

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SPOOKY QUOTES!

Connor, high asf: Trick or YEET?

Child: Uh... yeet?

Connor: *Throws the child*

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Jared, texting: So, what do you want to be for that halloween party?

Evan, texting: Yours :)

Jared:

Jared: Yeah, that would be pretty scary.

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Alana: I thought you were setting up decorations for halloween?

Jared: I am.

Alana: Your just hanging up pictures of Connor.

Jared: You said you wanted scary decorations.

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[In a horror movie... phone rings]

Evan: Yes?

Killer: I can see you.

Evan:

Killer:

Evan:

Killer:

Evan, panicking: Do I look good?

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Evan: Guys, we're out of candy.

Jared: Wha... but there's only been, like, three kids so far?

Evan: Yeah, but this little girl told me she loved me and I panicked and just ended up giving her everything.

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Evan: So.. what's your type?

Jared: Most likely someone who I'm not constantly on the same page with, who I can sort of argue with playfully and who likes talking about their interests. And like, their favourite season is spring, and their favourite holiday is Halloween, and their cute.

Evan: Oh, that sounds like me.

Evan: Too bad I'm not cute.

Jared:

Jared: Did I mention stupid?

Evan: Uh... no?

Jared: Well I meant to. Just making sure.

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Jared: I'm not doing too well.

Jared: I have this headache that comes and goes.

Evan: *Walks in*

Jared: Oh, there it is again.

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Jared: What are you, five?

Evan: Yeah,

Evan: Five heads taller than you.

Jared:

Evan:

Jared:

Evan: I am so sorry, please don't kill me.

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Alana: Great work with the halloween decorations! Where did you get the fake skulls from?

Connor: F a k e ?

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Miguel: It's totally fine you didn't dress up for halloween.

Connor: Oh no, I'm dressed up as a straight person.

Evan: *Walks in wearing the same thing as Connor*

Connor, looking at Jared: See?

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Miguel: What should I be for halloween?

Connor: My boyfriend.

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Alana: Jared! What is this?

Jared: My to-do list.

Alana: Oh, that's great! I'm so glad that your starting to-

Alana:

Alana: Jared, this just says 'Evan'.

look, I don't know what it is, but it heals my inner child to draw christian borle's hair. it's so wavey and perfect and putting it into an art style is just... idk , man, inject that right into my veins thnx