New Addition!! (Daphne SLIH + Trans Flag)

YOOOOO!!!!!!

Every photo I could find of Mandy Patinkin as Marvin

photos by Carol Rosegg

♪ Falsettos Giveaway ♪

When Marvin breaks up with you you get a free hat as a consolation prize

As an artist I can confirm that this is indeed the most accurate thing I’ve seen all fucking day.

twinkle twinkle little star

why is art so fuCKING HARD

I swear to God I've read this as a fic

marvin says he’s thinking about trying to lose some weight and whizzer throws himself to the ground on his knees and starts sobbing

favorite panels I have of rick thus far

and we've literally JUST hit his recovery section too... man I'm like 950 pages in and I've barely scratched the surface

we must stay focused, brothers, we MUST

DEH Quotes #16! <3 (Incorrect)

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Evan: What do we call disobeying the law?

Connor: A hobby.

Evan: *Glares at him*

Connor: That I don't engage in?

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Jared: Alcohol is delicious! I mean MAlicious. Sorry guys, I'm really drunk right now.

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Evan: What do rainbows mean to you?

Connor: Gay rights.

Jared: There's money-?

Zoe: The promise of God to never destroy the Earth with a flood again.

Alana: It is an optical phenomenon that separates sunlight into its continuous spectrum when the sun shines on raindrops.

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Jared: Isn’t it weird that we can’t ride any other animal except horses. Like if horses weren’t a thing, humans would be fucked cause we couldn’t ride any other animals. Like riding animals wouldn’t really be a thing. We should probably be more grateful to horses.

Evan: Elephants?..

Jared: Blocked.

Alana: Camels.

Jared: Extra blocked.

Miguel: DONKEYS???

Jared: Ultra blocked.

Connor: That dick-

Jared:

Jared: Followed,

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Evan: Your a lying piece of shit!

Jared: Oh yeah? You're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!

Connor: I'm leaving and I'm taking custody of Miguel!

Alana, aggressively putting away the Monopoly board: Aaaaaand that's enough Monopoly for today!

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Alana: What makes you all smile?

Evan: Friends and family!

Zoe: Snacks.

Connor: I dunno, victory and success?

Jared: Face muscles-

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Zoe: I'm going to be an adult in two years and I only have a vague idea of what I'm going to do.

Jared: I’m gonna be an adult in less than a year and I don’t know what I’m doing with my life.

Evan: I'm with you there...

Connor: I'm an adult and I don't know what I'm doing with my life.

Alana: Three types of people.

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*The Gang's thoughts on stabbing:

Alana: Would never stab anyone.

Evan: Would stab someone in retaliation.

Jared: Yells "I won't hesitate, bitch!" first.

Miguel: Would stab without warning.

Connor: Would stab as a warning.

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Evan: You know what I learned from my friendship with Jared?

Zoe: There’s no such thing as "too mean"?

Alana: Never let your friends know for sure if you like them?

Connor: Always hold a grudge-??

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11 y/o Evan: Jared won't wear his glasses-

12 y/o Jared: Evs, look, I wore the glasses for today and now I can see so much better. See?

12 y/o Jared: *Points at 10 y/o Zoe* That's Zoe,

12 y/o Jared: *Points at 10 y/o Alana* That's Alana,

12 y/o Jared: *Points at 13 y/o Connor* And that's Sasquatch.

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Connor: Plants have feelings too?! What is this?? Now I can't even eat my food???

Zoe: You can eat a rock.

Alana: Air-

Miguel, cracking up: The fabric of time and space-

Jared: Chugging a bottle of bleach can solve all your problems.

Evan: You guys are NOT helpful.

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Zoe: Alright, let's play Kiss Marry Kill.

Zoe: First, who would you kill?

Evan: *Points at Jared*

Connor: *Points at Jared*

Miguel: *Points at Jared*

Jared: *Shrugs* Yeah, I'd probably kill me too.

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Evan: Look guys, I need help.

Jared: Love help?

Alana: Financial help?

Zoe: Emotional help?

Connor: Help moving a body?

*Everybody looks at Connor*

Connor: ...What?

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Connor: Don't go picking a fight with me. I could make your life very difficult.

Evan, sarcastically: Oh no. As if I would know what it felt like to have a difficult life.

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Connor: From now on we will be using code names.

Connor: You can address me as Eagle One.

Connor: Evan is “been there done that”.

Connor: Zoe is “currently doing that”.

Connor: Miguel is “it happened once in a dream”.

Connor: Alana is “if I had to pick a dude/gal/enby”.

Connor: And Jared is..

Connor: Eagle Two

Jared: Oh thank fucking god.

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Connor: *Coughs out blood*

Miguel: Don't die, Connor!

Connor: Don't tell me what to do!

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Evan: How do you know how to kiss? Like who teaches you?

Jared: Well it’s actually a class, but unfortunately it’s full right now.

Jared: Would you like me to tutor you?

Alana: That was smooth.

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Alana: You look mentally ill.

Jared: I am. Let's go.

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Evan: I only have two emotions- exhaustion and stress. And I’m somehow always feeling both simultaneously.

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Connor, high asf: Mint is just cold spicy.

The Squad: ...

Jared: What the actual fuck is wrong with you.

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Connor: I have seen a lot of murders in my time, and all six of them were today.

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Evan: Shut up, your messing with my train of thought!

Jared: I thought you didn't have a brain, and now your saying you have thoughts??

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Jared: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?

Evan: wHat?

Jared: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.

Evan: Can we go back to the part when you said "when I get murdered"?

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Jared: I have met some of the most insufferable people. But they also met me.

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Evan: I have a new hoodie.

Jared: Wrong.

Jared: We have a new hoodie.

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Alana: I'm going to ask you to be respectful.

Zoe: I will politely decline.

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Connor: *writing a letter*

Connor: Dear Santa,

I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty...

And it was worth it you fat, judgemental bastard.

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Jared: When I first met you, I didn't like you.

Connor: I'm aware of that.

Jared: But then you and I had some time together.

Connor: Uh-huh?

Jared: It did not get better.

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Jared, having recently lost his glasses: KILL THE BUG!!!

Evan: ....That’s a gecko—

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Jared: Well, if you're not at least a little bit gay for your friends, then what kind of friend are you?

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Jared: Sleep is the body’s best safety mechanism.

Alana: How so?

Jared: It keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours.

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Connor: Guys, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.

Zoe, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

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Jared: Due to personal reasons, I will be fucking sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a metal box.

Zoe: Did Evan say "I love you", and you said "Thanks"?

Jared:

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Jared: *sees someone doing something stupid*

Jared: What an idiot.

Jared: *realizes it's Evan*

Jared: Wait, that's MY idiot!-

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Alana: I hope you have an explanation for this!

Evan: We have three, actually.

Jared: Pick your favourite.

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Connor with a gun to Jared's head: What happens if I pull this trigger? Heaven?

Jared: Bold of you to assume I'll go to Heaven.

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Connor: What’s up? I’m back.

Evan: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead

Connor: Death is a social construct.

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Evan: Just think about this! I’m your hottest friend.

Evan: No, that’s Zoe… I’m your nicest friend.

Evan: No, Alana... I’m your friend!

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Alana: Question. When they shot Bambi's mother, did you find that a sad moment...at all?

Connor: I'm sure she's mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.

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Jared: I have no respect for Santa. Don’t sneak in through the chimney and undermine my authority by bringing my family presents. Walk in through the front door and fight me like a man.

Evan:

Evan: Jared, your Jewish.

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Alana, talking about Jared: Is this a friend of yours, Evan?

Evan: Kind of? Not really. He's in my life and there's nothing I can do about it.

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Zoe: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems.

Alana: Weight loss? Drink water.

Evan: Clear skin? Drink water.

Jared: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.

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Zoe: So, Evan, do you have a crush on anyone?

Evan: The only crush I have is this crushing anxiety.

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DEH Incorrect Quotes Pt. 8 I Think??

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Jared: If I'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means I'm flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can't handle your crap... have fun figuring out which one.

Evan:

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Jared: I feel like doing something stupid.

Evan: I'm stupid.

Jared: ...?

Evan: Do me?

Jared: oH-

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Miguel: As the top of this relationship, I think we should-

Connor: I can't believe your pulling rank on me.

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Evan: I still have no idea how I'm attracted to you...

Jared: Too bad. You're stuck with me now, honey.

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Evan: My life is a mess.

Jared: Relax. Go get a beer.

Evan: I don't want a beer?

Jared: Who said it was for you?

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Evan: We vegetarians love the environment. Carnivores are sick freaks.

Connor: How can vegetarians possibly love the environment.. you keep eating all the fucking plants.

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Jared: I'm bored, any suggestions?

Alana, trying to get him to have a decent sleep schedule: Sleeping is nice.

Jared: I acknowledge your suggestion, and I’m deciding to ignore it.

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Connor: When life gives you lemons, what do you do?

Alana: Make lemonade! :)

Connor: No! You throw the lemons back up into the sky and make life deal with it's own shit!

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Evan: That's illegal, right?

Jared: Why do you care, are you fucking a cop or something?

Evan: No-

Jared: Then shut the fuck up.

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7 year old Zoe: I lost my fish, can you help me find it?

9 year old Connor, cooking the fish: What? Speak up, I can't hear you.

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Alana: Just be yourself, say something nice!

Jared: Which one? I can't do both.

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Zoe: Are you drinking enough water?

Evan: Sometimes my tears get in my mouth.

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Evan: I wanna die.

Jared: We all do, you're not special.

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Evan: Pick a card, any card.

Connor: Fine.

Evan: Wait, that's my credit card-

Connor: You said any card.

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Miguel: So, what would you do if you were in bed with me?

Connor: Depends. Is your bed comfortable?

Miguel: Uh yeah, I guess-

Connor: Then I'd sleep.

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Evan: Where are you going??

Jared: Hell, eventually.

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Zoe: Hey besties-

Jared: Die.

Zoe: What did I ever do to you-

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Evan: Jared, I sense hostility.

Jared: Good, because I fucking hate you.

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Miguel: Happy October 32nd! Second Halloween!

Connor: That doesn't exist-

Miguel: Not with that attitude.

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Miguel: I wanna be called cute 21/7.

Connor: Why not 24/7?

Miguel: Snack breaks.

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Connor, annoyed af: Why can't trees give off something fucking useful... like wifi.

Jared:

Jared: So then just fuck oxygen I guess.

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Alana: *Sharpens knife* We have ways of making people talk.

Alana: *Cuts piece of cake*

Evan: ....Can I have some?

Alana: Cake is for talkers.

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Evan: What are you drinking?

Jared: Vodka.

Evan: Straight???

Jared: No, gay. Why?

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Jared: GET BACK HERE YOU DUMBFUCK!

Evan: LET ME RUN AWAY FROM THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS!!

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Connor: I need you to come meet me, and I need you to come alone.

Zoe: And I need you to be less vague and weird-

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Alana, texting: Answer your phone

Jared, texting: Wait a minute, I can't find my phone.

Alana: Understood.

Alana, five minutes later: You're a terrible person. You know you're killing me. You're killing me, Jared.

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Evan: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it.

Evan: And I started thinking.

Evan: Like, it was just trying to get food.

Evan: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck?

Alana: Are you ok?

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Miguel: What is the one thing I told you not to do?

Connor: Burn the house down.

Miguel: And what did you do?!

Connor: I made dinner.

Miguel:

Connor:

Miguel:

Connor: Okay fine. And burnt the house down.

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Evan: Hello, Jared. Made anyone cry today?

Jared: Sadly, no. But it's only 4:30.

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Alana: When's the last time you slept?!

Jared: Uh.. a few days ago, I think??

Alana: How many days?

Jared: *Starts counting on his fingers*

Jared: I need more fingers.

Alana: What yOU NEED IS S L E E P!

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Zoe: HELP! I'M DROWNING!!

Connor: Calm down, we're only in six feet of water.

Zoe: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL!

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Jared: What'cha doing?

Connor: Stealing my neighbours cat.

Jared: Scandalous.

Jared: Can I help?

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Jared: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like ‘look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I’m losing.’

Evan: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.

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Connor: *makes Miguel a cup of tea but puts salt in it*

Miguel: *sips tea*

Connor:

Miguel: *finishes tea*

Connor: Didn't it taste bad?

Miguel: Yeah, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings so I drank it all.

Connor, tearing up: Oh, okay.

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Alana: So I have made the decision to trust you.

Evan: A horrible decision, really.

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Evan: Hopefully, Jared has learned a lesson about respecting other people's feelings.

Jared: Oh shut up and die, Evan.

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Connor: Alright, listen up you little shits-

Connor: Except you, Alana. You're an angel, and we're thrilled you're here.

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Zoe: Can you pass the salt?

Jared: Can you pass away?

Zoe: Too much salt.

ily: i love you

ilysm: i love you so much

hsumpaoottwatlttutlcwlRH97swcdwww: hey so um my parents are out of town this weekend and the last time they used the liquor cabinet was like, Rosh Hashanah ‘97 so we can drink whatever we want

girls and gays

enbies and gents

miscellaneous scribbles from my math notes ✨part two✨

(more whizzvin doodle-comics coming soon??? who knows!)

okay so this one is actually so interesting because it'll be a redraw for me

I drew it around a year and a half ago, lemme see if I can find it! (they make me be in pain)

yeah... oh boy this one sincerely needs a redraw WHAT was my old art style

shaming my 14 and a half year old self for fun

reblog this with falsettos/in trousers and/or falsettos/in trousers cast (any of them) photos you want me to redraw I am BORED fellas