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As an artist I can confirm that this is indeed the most accurate thing I’ve seen all fucking day.

twinkle twinkle little star

why is art so fuCKING HARD

Hi just wondering! Do you have an AO3?

yes I do!

I have more fic ideas in the works and one shots and such, but so far it's just a book of random falsettos fluff (that I hope to update soon).

here it is!

my favorite bits are

Hobbies: Playing Chess, Having Sex, Bonding with Jason, W H I Z Z E R

f- father homo(?)

Live a full life with Whizzer (failed.)

*vine boom*

Type of Villain: Possessive Anti-Villain

Anti...villain

Not a villain? Why is he here? W H y?

THE VILLAIN FANDOM WIKI FOR MARVIN IS DRIVING ME INSANE WHO PUT ALL THIS

@waiting-makes-me-antsy your redraw my good fellow! this guy is so chaotic oml

Hey girly! Just wanted to say the good word.

CAT DADDY HAS A BIG BAG OF HAM CAT DADDY HAS A BIG BAG OF HAM CAT DADDY IS SLAYING THE DAY CAT DADDY MIGHT ACTUALLY BE GAY CAT DADDY HAS A BIG BAG OF HAM CAT DADDY HAS A BIG BAG OF HAM CAT DADDY HAS A BIG BAG OF HAM

I am.... deeply concerned for your sanity.

in fact, they do go on girls trips

marvin with the round spectacle glasses my beloved (I have this picture saved it's so dear to me)

they should go on a girls trip i think

OH NO NOT FUCKING JARED- 

Random Incorrect DEH Quotes I Found While Poking Around (Pt. Three) :

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Alana: Going to plan B, then?

Jared: Technically, this would be plan G.

Zoe: How many plans even are there?? Is there, like, a plan M???

Evan: Yeah, but Jared dies in plan M.

Connor: I like plan M.

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Connor: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?

Zoe: “Rude.”

Jared: “Not again.”

Evan: “Are you going to want this back?”

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Dr. Sherman: This assignment is fairly easy! Just write about your happiest moments!

Evan: My what now

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And now

KLEINSEN

Jared: Hey there, Acorn.

Evan: Not this again. That joke is so old.

Jared: What? Are you NUTS? That joke will never get old!

Evan: It just did.

Jared: Aw, did I cashew in a bad mood?

Evan: I’m actually wishing death on someone other than myself for once. Oh, Wow.

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Zoe: I don’t understand why you get so upset when I go on dates with Evan.

Jared, a secret homosexual: Because he’s my best friend! Ugh, you don’t get it!

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Evan: I like both boys and girls, and yet I’m still single.

Connor: I guess your just destined to be bi-yourself.

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Connor: Rules were meant to be broken.

Alana: They were meant to be followed. Nothing is meant to be broken.

Zoe: Uh, piñatas?

Evan: Glow sticks.

Miguel: Karate boards?

Jared: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.

Connor: Rules.

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Connor: I like my boys like I like my girls.

Zoe:

Alana:

Evan:

Jared:

Miguel:

Connor: That’s it.

Connor: That’s the joke.

Connor: I’m bi.

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Heidi: You’re grounded, no TV!

Evan: The TV is broken-

Heidi: Then, no computer!

Evan: But I need the computer for therapy notes-

Heidi, looking around the room for something she can take away: Then, uh, no Jared!

Evan: No Jared??!

Heidi: No Jared!!

me n who

fun date idea: we watch the entire marvin trilogy and cuddle

Hey guess what my brain made an original incorrect quote again wow

Heidi: I made a mistake.

Evan: Uh, yeah... no need to rub it in.

somebody take my laptop away from me p le as e

The experience of the average Marvin Trilogy fan is so funny, because most people start by getting obsessed with Falsettos, and only later watch In Trousers (specifically That One Bootleg. You know the one). Meaning you initially encounter Marvin partway through his character development. About 10 minutes into March of the Falsettos you’re going, “Wow, this man has so much wrong with him, thank goodness he’s going to therapy” (LOL). You keep watching, of course, and see him learn and grow. And then a few months later, you watch In Trousers and realize that when you initially said he was fucked up, you didn’t know the HALF of it.