I Have Created This Lovely Being, The Dick Dealer. (Does Not Sell Drugs, Only Dicks)

The words "cum" and "mission goo" just came up on the same thought and I have decided that I will now be selling my brain at auction! You can contact me at 6-

I pray for homestuck.com to come home safe every day

when will homestuck.com return from the war

My curs ed art

GOOD NEWS! The dick dealer is now colorized!

I have come up with this wonderful idea.

The dick dealer! Lmao.

Why do people not wear socks in public? Nobody likes your gross ass feet touching the playplace!

Invest in socks!

Invest in the sock market! My dude! Be better!

I am a hideous monster

But I am not a basement bitch.

I am the thing in the attic!

Elves are just slave leprechauns.

Fuck em up!

Reblog daily for health and prosperity

You have no gender roles if you have no gender

All you have is roles

Mmmmmmmmm tasty rolls

I FUCKING LOVE BUTTER! I'D EAT A WHOLE STICK IF THEY DIDN'T COST SO MUCH!

anyone else here ever just eat butter