Tasty-soda-pop - SODA

Why do people not wear socks in public? Nobody likes your gross ass feet touching the playplace!

Invest in socks!

Invest in the sock market! My dude! Be better!

Someone really just tried to tell me that Dan and Phil give the same vibes as Davekat and I had to have a full argument about how completely wrong and opposite that is because one is sweet and wholesome while the other is "I'm drawing dicks" and "fuck you bitch"

Jacking off on new years eve so you can cum into the new year is a big brain move

Me: oh yeah I might have accidentally tought myself morse code

My mom: yeah that happens

God, shit, sorry I forgot who you were for a minute, everyone's wearing glasses, are you glasses boy 53 or 47?

You call it "manic" to start multiple projects at 3 am, I call it being sane productive!

Bros suited up. Gotta love mech suits.

I'm a girlfriend erather guyth

Jutht thayin keheheh

The words "cum" and "mission goo" just came up on the same thought and I have decided that I will now be selling my brain at auction! You can contact me at 6-

In case it isn't painfully clear already I just want to say that I would love to date

*guys who are fluffy and cuddly

*girls who are bug enough to kick me in the face if they wanted to

*enby criptids

And almost anything else in between!