I Want Toriel To Be My Mom She's So Good, And Nice, And Fluffy, I Miss When My Mom Was Nice And Fluffy!

What is this feeling?

What is this feeling of "my body could run a marathon if I wanted it to but my everything else is too tired of everything to want to do anything ever" called? For context, I slept the same amount I do every night and I don't usually have this problem, all Google is giving me is "you have insomnia" or results for this being a chronic thing but it's not.

I know this is supposed to be a funny place but I actually want a better answer.

My version of self care is a wendy's baconator

I FUCKING LOVE BUTTER! I'D EAT A WHOLE STICK IF THEY DIDN'T COST SO MUCH!

anyone else here ever just eat butter

I wish there was human safe disinfectant, like so you could just spray it in your face and get rid of all the germs, like when people get too close you can do that right after and now you're germ free again.

Like that! ^

As a cosplayer I have huffed so munch spray pant and super gloo

And I am losing brian cells at a ranpit ratee

Its is very anuisance

What kinda toxic ass relationship does she think is okay.

I give and I give and I give and all she ever does is take and never gives anything in return.

She loves my dad but doesn't even care about me.

Before you even ask who hurt me, it was kitty, my cat, who I named, who I petted, who I gave a special treat that she doesn't usually get.

And she just went back to him, because apparently I'm not good enough.

Oh what a bitch!

Say hello to my plesiosaurus, plesi for short.

I almost made a big mistake.

Okay, so I was sleeping over at my girlfriend's house yesterday and I was drinking a Gatorade and she was eating a bottle pop. So we randomly decided to pour the rest of the bottle pop powder into the Gatorade and shake it up, we weren't drinking it for a while cause we thought it would taste bad.

Anyway she goes to the kitchen to make some cheesy bread and I decided to try the mixture we made, which tasted amazing. So I went to tell her about it but I accidentally snuck up on her. Btw my girlfriend isn't small, I'm small, she's big and strong and knows how to fight, but I'm weak as hell compared to her. Anyway I sneak up behind her and put my face in the crook of her neck and whisper "you gotta try this babe" in her ear. Not a good idea. She spun around and was about to punch me, and then she stopped cause she realized it was me and I handed her the Gatorade to try. We spent the rest of the night talking, drinking our science experiment, and doing other stuff, it was a fun night.

But yeah that's the story of how I almost got myself killed over flavored sugar and Gatorade. I'll try not to sneak up on her next time.

Here's something I noticed that I haven't seen ANYONE TALK ABOUT:

It's sorta subtle, and Vox and Alastor do it a couple times, their mouths drip, and considering the colors used I can only assume it's dripping blood (cause angel blood is gold)

Do these bitches just get so worked up they all fuckin bite their tongues or some shit??? Why they do that?

"BFF" prove it bitch, en garde!

Someday, I'm gonna buy one of those necklace sets that makes a heart but can come apart as 2 halves to share with someone, and wait for the day someone takes one of the halves off my neck.

Get close enough to do so without being maimed to earn my love, close quarters combat style!