Dancing To Singularity Brings Out The Inner Hoe In Me

hey can i request a bigfootbaby777 x noctis please xoxo

okay!! here u go sweetie!!

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Noctis looked down at his feet. he was bored sitting alone in his throne room, but he honestly had nothing better to do. he didn’t want to go bother Ignis again because he’ll get scolded, and he knew talking to Gladio would only result in Gladio initiating some type of training. Noctis thought about talking to Prompto and maybe playing some Kong’s Knight, but he didn’t know where he was.

‘he’s probably making a fool of himself in front of Cindy..’ Noctis thought.

he stared at the far away throne room door and with a start, he had an idea. he knew exactly who to bother.

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“Bigfootbaby777..? are you here?” noctis whispered peering into the maid’s dorm. recently Noctis had been visiting Bigfootbaby777 when he was bored and today was no exception. he cracked the door open more and then he saw her…

Bigfootbaby777.

he stared at her long hair, that covered her whole body, in awe. he always loved how hairy she was. Noctis thought about how beautiful she looked in her off guard state.

“Bigfootbaby777.” Noctis says with more authority, like a king. she jumps at her name and turns around, a little shaken.

“y-yes your Majesty? do you need something?” Bigfootbaby777 asked shyly. Noctis laughed inside his mind and nodded tightly.

“Entertain me.” he said pointedly.

Bigfootbaby777 looked down at her folded hands and nodded, again shyly. she knew what she had to do.

she stood from her bed, pulled out a PS4, and got out kingdom hearts.

“are you going to beat Sephiroth today your Majesty?”

“you know it baby.” he grinned smugly and grabbed the controller. this was better than any time he could have spent with the bros.

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hope u enjoyed it!! xoxo xoxo @bigfootbaby777 & @gutterstars 💕💞

taehyung - mic drop; wembley

WHAT ON EARTH?? HOSEOK IS SO FLUENT IN ENGLISH !!

Cr.(x)

everyone’s falling in love with tae’s feet i wouldn’t be surprised if someone had the url taehyungsjuicytoes

floof

new category of mutuals: mutuals you feel like you’d really get along with and you both love each other’s blogs but you’re both too socially awkward/anxious to have a real conversation with

“Julian?” “Julian, is that you?”

-Emma Carstairs

Queen of Air and Darkness

AND IT WAS JULIAN

We all know what this means…