Moira Overwatch

The gay guy from Ride the Cylcone

tragedy enjoyers are like if i'm not having the worst time of my life and leaving this story with something stuck deep inside me where it eats me alive from the inside out then that's just not good enough. i need to consume media that consumes me in return like how the ouroboros eats its own tail out to satisfy its hunger or the animal in a trap gnaws off its own leg to escape. or maybe that's just me.

I already got her to 5 stars

How do people not have her 😭

I HAVE HER ALREADY SUCK MY DICK/POS

*sending out mind waves like Xavier*

"marvel fans, send me your most randomest/crack-est/craziest ships that sounds like a mad man's ramblings"

(Also I'd be pleased if you incorporate a fun name, example: Warlocki for loki x Adam warlock or bullet sponge for frank castle x reed richards)

"You can comment it or repost this with your ship(s)"

That's just Jolyne Cujoh

Florida Miku, specifically Orlando

Who'd I'd cast as cloak for a movie

Keith Powers

“Do you think seahorses write fpreg” and the many other riveting things my friend texts me right before I go to work

MS Teams legal shark stickers but it's Jeff the landshark 🦈💼✨️

Well did you go to furry college?

So I ended up with free time at the end of my first class today, so I was like "do yall wanna see a vintage meme?" and turned on "what does the fox say". Expected like. A laugh from the kids, or even just a "wtf is this mx?" which is. A reasonable reaction to What Does The Fox Say.

But instead of a reasonable reaction. all of my students watched the first 60 seconds with jaws agape. And then this one kids turns to me like the fucking eye of Sauron and literally goes:

Who's grandpa is this?

The best boy