Some Dashi Doodles Cuz I Was Bored.notice How She Looks Different In Each One And NONE Of Them Looks

Remember we do it for the girls the gays and the they’d. and Steve let us not forget Steve.

am i cooking

weddings (at least the ones I’ve been to) are so fucking fun more people being allowed to get married= more weddings= More fun 

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As a bisexual, it sickens me that some people WILL keep scrolling.

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(actually story for once!!) (may refer to calico jack as jack throughout just cuz easier)(human au)Calicos kitchen:

The first thing Kwazii did when he walked through the door was sniff the air. the next thing he did was vomit in his mouth, the house reeked of burnt, just burnt.He ran to open the oven and was met with a charred lump of …well  something.

“oi!” *smack*

“OWW!” Kwazii yelped as he leaped back rubbing the spot on his head we’re his granddad had hit him with a tea towel. “THE FUCK!”

“I’m cooking that for dinner.”Jack said taking the lump of char out of the oven

“I think it’s done.”

“Don’t be cheeky with me,i’m doing this for your boyfriend.” jack snapped

“Why do you want to kill Peso?”Kwazii narrowly dogged the tea towel that was flung at him.

“awk” jack scowled at him “I just thought i’d better reheat it before cutting it up.”

Kwazii skimmed the recipe that was displayed on the cracked iPad on the kitchen counter,it became clear what the mystery lump of char had once been, and why calico jack had insisted that they save the beef broth from Sunday’s roast.

“Good God please no.”Kwazii whispered in horror

“Oh don’t be a dick Kwazii,i think i’m a fairly decent cook,I made all your meals for you growing up and you lived.”

“Oh i lived.” Kwazii scoffed at the bar on the floor

“Kwazii i am perfectly capable of following a recipe.I just want to show peso that I accept him as part of the family.” He lingered on “family” and looked up at Kwazii questioning.

Kwazii stated back at him for a few seconds before it clicked what he was being asked “OH FOR FU- NO how many times do i have to tell you.”

“I’m just saying by the time i was your age i was married and i had had your father.”

“Granddad” Kwazii sighed exasperated “it’s too soon,besides peso is going to leave me if you give him that.”

“Don’t be stupid Kwazii why would he leave you over food?”

“Oh I don’t know ,You could accidentally call him Colombian BY MAKING A COLOMBIAN DISH!”

“This is chilean ajiaco.”Jack interrupted pointing at the recipe’s title on the screen “chilean ajiaco see.”

“ok well ,You could insult his country ,culture and cuisine with your cooking,or you could oh i don’t know kill him.”

“Just be quiet i’m making it and that’s that.”

This is my first time actually writing a fanfic.and🥳🥳 some actually story to go with all the info dumps about my au

Just some wholesome calico jack and kwazii stuff from my human au.

Calico jack and Kwazii are both conspiracy theorists , they mainly just believe in relatively tame stuff about aliens and ghosts but calico jack has some more out there beliefs about the government.They often sit together and watch conspiracy theorie YouTube documentaries together.

Calico jack moved in with kwazii when he was found and gets very lonely when kwazii is away for long periods of time for work, but he always pretends that he likes having the house to himself , kwazii knows that it’s just an act cuz of how clingy and doting calico jack is when he gets home.

Sometimes when they fight (very rarely do they fight) kwazii threatens to put calico jack in a care home.

They watch blue planet together.

When Peso comes over for dinner calico jack always attempts to make a traditional chilean dish.

I am writing my Kwazii post info dump thing next so i thought i’d share some aspects of his relationship with calico jack, cuz I’m not really going to talk too much about the little things like that in a relationship 

i’ll probably do more posts like this with the different characters in the future

To “orphan” a work means to remove all connections you’ve ever had with it. It’s no longer on your page, doesn’t have your name on it, you can’t comment as an author, you cannot edit or change anything about it, and you cannot claim it back ever (neither can anyone else). It’s just a fic that exists - and has nothing to do with you ever again.

Thanks for explaining, but it somehow makes seem more sad.like why tf did they decide to use the word “orphan” like now all i can think about is some poor child who has been abandoned and is all alone in the world.Like wtf

useless ray of goddamn sunshine

human professor inkling.I think i made him look a wee bit like a philosopher .

ps:u can’t be made that i made him mostly bald cuz surprise, surprise most men go bald in the end.he’s an old man he’s not going to have a full head of hair.