God I Just Love It When A Story Treats A Completely Platonic Relationship With The Same Level Of Narrative

those posts always go around that are like “if you’re on Tumblr and you’re over 25 blah blah blah” but honestly if you’re on Tumblr and you’re under 25, I don’t know how the fuck you found this place. like I came here when it was actually kind of cool and then just never left because all my stuff was here. what’s your excuse

Plants and books 📖🍀

reblog to be eaten by this thing

Let’s talk about Hunter’s bandana.

vice

stargazers

2 Tim. 3:1-5, Matt. 24:6-8, etc.

Stop your crying, baby, it’s a sign of the times.

List of ship dynamics 

Idiot in denial x idiot in denial

The idiot who wouldn't admit they're an idiot x The self-admitted idiot

Mortal x immortal 

“I’d die for you” x “I’d kill for you” 

“I’m so fucking done with you” x “I’m going to be an insufferable bitch and you won’t get rid of me no matter what” 

Character A pretending to hate the attention they get but actually loves the attention they get x Character B showering Character A with love and attention

“You deserve the world” x “No, you” 

Touch starved Character A x physically affectionate Character B

The shy and reserved one x the loud and energetic one

Instead of the tall sunshine x short grumpball, how about a the grumpy tall one x the short ball of sunshine

THE OBLIVIOUS X THE OBVIOUS !!!!

Shy in the streets and loud under the sheets x shy under the sheets and loud in the streets

Public nuisance number 1 x the one who’s always embarrassed to be near said public nuisance

Grumpy one who has a soft spot for the sunshine one x sunshine one who would kill for the grumpy one

The stressed one x the one who tries to help ease their stress but accidentally adds to their stress

The “you holding your knife against my neck and pressing me against the wall like this makes me more horny than scared” with a smirk on their lips x the “what in actual fuck is wrong with you?” with their left eye twitching, grip tightening around the handle of the knife in utter annoyance 

The chaotic ball of sunshine who can’t keep their hands to themselves x the way too serious one who doesn’t know how to deal with showing or accepting affection but still tries, just for the chaotic ball of sunshine they won't admit they're so deeply and almost foolishly in love with

Grim reaper x the human they might have accidentally fallen in love with and now they can’t bear to collect their soul when the time comes

“I fell first” x “Yeah, but I fell harder”

Idiot hero who keeps winning against the villain for some reason x the cunning villain who has secretly fallen in love with the hero a long time ago and so they pretend to lose against the hero each time

sleepy toothless