Summary Of The Harry Potter Series

SERVICE DOG PSA

So today I tripped. Fell flat on my face, it was awful but ultimately harmless. My service dog, however, is trained to go get an adult if I have a seizure, and he assumed this was a seizure (were training him to do more to care for me, but we didn’t learn I had epilepsy until a year after we got him)

I went after him after I had dusten off my jeans and my ego, and I found him trying to get the attention of a very annoyed woman. She was swatting him away and telling him to go away. So I feel like I need to make this heads up

If a service dog without a person approaches you, it means the person is down and in need of help

Don’t get scared, don’t get annoyed, follow the dog! If it had been an emergency situation, I could have vomited and choked, I could have hit my head, I could have had so many things happen to me. We’re going to update his training so if the first person doesn’t cooperate, he moves on, but seriously guys. If what’s-his-face could understand that lassie wanted him to go to the well, you can figure out that a dog in a vest proclaiming it a service dog wants you to follow him

what the fuck is bandersnatch. what the fuck is bird box. i am watching fantastic four rise of the silver surfer

Sydney: God, give me patience.

Keith: I think you mean 'give me strength'.

Sydney: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

Kakashi: Sasuke, why are you angrily sharpening your sword at 3 in the morning? Sasuke: Sakura wants me to go to therapy. Kakashi: She has a point- Sasuke: Yeah, because it's my fault my love language is acts of service and all I know how to do is kill. Kakashi: Follow up question. What are you planning on doing with the freshly sharpened sword? Sasuke, already at the door: I saw someone talk shit about Sakura on the internet, so I traced their location. Fill in the blanks.

I’m SCREAMING

Peter: May, I just saved the world!

May: You better save this ass whoopin cuz you ain’t even clean this house…

Sasuke: Love is weakness and an evolutionary mistake. Naruto: You are literally making a Valentine’s day card for Sakura. Sasuke, pointing his hot glue gun towards Naruto: You’re on thin fucking ice.

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Chris’ cursing over the years