Five: Vanya, are you alright?
Vanya, crying: Yeah it's just the onions.
Five, to the onions: What the fuck did you to Vanya.
bucky barnes + greek words for love (x)
‘I wish you could hear all the words I’m too afraid to say…’ I’m just feeling so nostalgic ahh… Stony was the ship that made me join the fandom so it has a special place in my heart ♥ Even though I mostly draw Stucky now I still adore Stony just as much as I adore Stucky
Peter: May, I just saved the world!
May: You better save this ass whoopin cuz you ain’t even clean this house…
Todoroki keeps getting portrayed as someone who’s quite aloof and detached when he’s about 5 seconds away from serious violence at any given moment
Throwback to the time when he froze the entire stadium cause he was just “upset is all”
deadass created a whole new ecosystem and a second ice age (not to mention poor, poor Sero) cause he was just UpSEt iS aLL
Also when he called the Chief of Police a “mangy mutt” and was an inch away from squaring up with him even though he just entered the room. Literally had to be restrained by Midoriya cause he was about to throw hands
but also like GODDAMN he really called the CHIEF OF POLICE a “MANGY MUTT” like the NERVE
Passive aggressively slurped soba in front of his abusive father
Slurp, slurp, bitch
“ThATs A nAStY ScAR YoU gOt ThEre”
SNARKS his teacher when he gets captured during the final exam “You think you’ve caught me? This is nothing. I could burn or freeze these restraints in an instant” like WOWOWOW way to give away that strategy Todoroki and undermine the intelligence of the person who assigns your grades
And then when Aizawa reveals the caltrops under Todoroki he goes “You’re pretending to be some kind of ninja?” DID NO ONE TELL THIS KID TO RESPECT HIS ELDERS?? WHO ALLOWED this ROASTMASTER to go unchecked for so long
Todoroki was put in the back of the class cause he would obviously throw his pencils at Aizawa when he says something Todoroki disagrees with
Even bakugou doesn’t talk back to his teachers but Todoroki clearly has no fucks left to give
Im just…shook
Todoroki would fight all of us in the UA parking lot and he’d probably win too cause he’s an overdramatic BITCH
Cevans and Seb had a pact to make it gay and I will live and die by that
Bokuto: You deserve a reward for putting up with me Akaashi...
Akaashi: You're my reward Bokuto san.
Kuroo: You deserve a reward for putting up with me Tsukki~
Tsukki: Call me that one more time and I will break your spine.
Yamaguchi ominously standing in the background with a bat: No I will.
I can't believe the girl who fell in love with her instructor during self-defence classes is laughing at Adrian for quitting self-defence class because touching Sydney was too much 🤣
"You should've just gone for it. It's a turn on. Hot men who can fight."
"So you think I'm hot?"
"No. I think you're an ogre. I'm saying Sydney might think it's hot if you-"
"I really don't need to hear what you and Siberia Boy do in the bedroom. Sydney Sage is more complex than that. It takes more than a simple surprise attack to get her to feel-"
"And yet all it took was her like...holding you and you had to quit."
"I never said I was complex. Keep up."
Chris’ cursing over the years
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