Sam, about Bucky: He’s a MESS, Steve
Steve, sitting on Bucky’s lap, his arms wrapped around Bucky’s waist, head on his shoulder, pressing soft kisses on his neck from time to time and playing with his fingers endearingly: Yea
That mission took way too long.
Peter: May, I just saved the world!
May: You better save this ass whoopin cuz you ain’t even clean this house…
Steve: will you vibe with each other and be homies ur whole life
Sam: bet
Bucky: bet
Steve: i now declare u bro and dude you may now hit the juul
Todoroki keeps getting portrayed as someone who’s quite aloof and detached when he’s about 5 seconds away from serious violence at any given moment
Throwback to the time when he froze the entire stadium cause he was just “upset is all”
deadass created a whole new ecosystem and a second ice age (not to mention poor, poor Sero) cause he was just UpSEt iS aLL
Also when he called the Chief of Police a “mangy mutt” and was an inch away from squaring up with him even though he just entered the room. Literally had to be restrained by Midoriya cause he was about to throw hands
but also like GODDAMN he really called the CHIEF OF POLICE a “MANGY MUTT” like the NERVE
Passive aggressively slurped soba in front of his abusive father
Slurp, slurp, bitch
“ThATs A nAStY ScAR YoU gOt ThEre”
SNARKS his teacher when he gets captured during the final exam “You think you’ve caught me? This is nothing. I could burn or freeze these restraints in an instant” like WOWOWOW way to give away that strategy Todoroki and undermine the intelligence of the person who assigns your grades
And then when Aizawa reveals the caltrops under Todoroki he goes “You’re pretending to be some kind of ninja?” DID NO ONE TELL THIS KID TO RESPECT HIS ELDERS?? WHO ALLOWED this ROASTMASTER to go unchecked for so long
Todoroki was put in the back of the class cause he would obviously throw his pencils at Aizawa when he says something Todoroki disagrees with
Even bakugou doesn’t talk back to his teachers but Todoroki clearly has no fucks left to give
Im just…shook
Todoroki would fight all of us in the UA parking lot and he’d probably win too cause he’s an overdramatic BITCH
Reki: I owe you one.
Langa: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.
reblog this if you believe trans men are real men like this if you dont
Steve couldn't help the undignified snort he let out at the kid's words. Eye patch guy? It took him a couple of seconds to compose himself before he took the crumpled letter and read it over.
He schooled his expression, carrying the persona of the Captain and eyeing the young man before him.
"Seems serious," Steve started, he'd never been great at keeping secrets but with Tony swearing to dismantle his bike if he let the party slip he had no choice but to bite his tongue. Hiding behind the white lie he folded the letter and stuck it into his back pocket.
"We better get goin' kid,"
“ hey, cap! oh man, it’s still so crazy that i can just, like, come up to you and be like ‘hey what’s up’, you know?? anyway uhm, i was actually sent here on a mission — kind of, i guess — there’s this party. for heroes, or whatever? uhm, i was told to invite you. personally. so .. yeah! ”
“Hm,” Steve stood with his arms lightly crossed as the young teen rambled on nervously in front of him. It was almost endearing how even after months of being around the Avengers on a semi regular basis he still acted so nervous around them.
“So, who’s sending this invitation?”
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