Sheridan: How Can You Choose A Moroi Over The Alchemists?

Someone: *insults Vanya in front of her*

Vanya: *whispers to Allison* Should I care?

Someone: *insults Vanys in front of Five*

Five: Bitch, you better run.

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steve and bucky everyone else

[Sam, walking behind Steve and Bucky holding hands]

Sam: “OoH, lOoK aT uS, wE’rE aLl In LoVe AnD hApPy AnD nOt DeAd InSiDe.” Get fucked, both of you

Peter: May, I just saved the world!

May: You better save this ass whoopin cuz you ain’t even clean this house…

langa: lists every reason why reki is amazing and why he's in love with him

reki: wait stop this is embarassing

reki: (oh god i hope this doesn't awaken anything in me)

reki: *proceeds to dream about being cinderella and being married to prince langa*

Reki [on the phone]: Send dudes.

Langa [visibly confused]: Do...Do you mean nudes?

Reki: I’m in a fight, I need people.

Langa: YOU'RE IN A WHAT?!

Joe [snatching the phone]: I'll be there in five minutes, Reki.

Joe [yelling into the house]: Miya! Get your baseball bat we are going to help Reki!

Miya: ON IT!

The way he hates John

I get you bucky. We all do.