Ooo Garlic Bread. Looks Delicious :D

I woke up and my brain chose Kahoot

Hey hey hey hey

@queewp and @betterthanthc we should do this

my new hobby is making fake alcoholic drinks out of jello

I realized that tumblr needs to meet my child

Meet Caution Ramen

Do you ever have your eye sockets just open and then feel the air go through them? Yes…No? Ok then

since i only ever send rick rolls to ppl i figured id just post one for all my followers for april fools day this year to save myself the effort

happy april fools y’all

Ah, Thai food, my beloved.

How I could not live without your peanuts and hints of citrus. How my cheeks swell, and my lips redden, and oh this is an allergic reaction. Well, I’m still eating it. I’ll get more next week and see how it goes.

If they weren’t we wouldn’t be

Maybe if he was a little less fuckable we wouldn’t be in this mess

Somedays the air is just not fun to breath, it’s just a little to stiff