Ah Yes “Friendship”🫠

Most soldiers had a “do it for her bored” Homer Simpson style but it said “win it for him”

Imagine if Achilles & Patroclus hadn’t left Pyrrhus with Deimedia and Thetis. Imagine if instead Patroclus had adopted him & they had taken him to the war with them.

And then when they arrive to the war everyone is like: “Great the best Greek soldier is here!” And they look up and it’s this gigantic, intimidating guy cradling a baby in his arms.

And when Achilles goes to the war, Patroclus babysits the kid & Pyrrhus grows up with no idea that he’s not technically related to Patroclus. And everyone is really confused as to where the kid did come from, until Pyrrhus gets his hands on a sword and there’s no doubt it’s Achilles’ son. But even if he’s not Patroclus’ kid, Pyrrhus has his kindness.

Pyrrhus becomes the legion’s mascot and everyone just cheers up when they see him. He’s got a whole army of godfathers who are all desperately trying to win the war because they want this kid to grow up away from the war. He’s got uncle Ajax who likes to take him to the sea & teach him to swim, uncle Odysseus who teaches him about the world that’s out there and uncle Chiron who hasn’t met him yet, but would undoubtedly be delighted to meet him.

And Achilles doesn’t turn bitter anymore, because he’s got a son that he wants to be a great example too. So really, they saved Pyrrhus, but Pyrrhus also saved them because Patroclus never has to go to the war instead of Achilles and Achilles never has to grieve Patroclus.

And truly I just made this up because I can’t deal with the actual ending, so let me have this please

And as always it’s about his wife

Odysseus is the ultimate yapper, he even yaps in his sleep.

Annie motherfuckers

reblog if the first musical you listened to was not Hamilton

I want a forth option of yes

I love them all

another one of my newsie polls because i can and none of you have a choice

Okay so I love the book “daughter of the the deep” by Rick Riordan so here’s a balls to the wall headcanon

So with the main plot of the book being about a descendent of captain Nemo and how he made this ship that survived so long with a bunch of crazy tech

what if captain Nemo was a son of Hephaestus that fell in love with a son or daughter of Poseidon

Also yes I did check the dates and the book 20,000 leagues is set in 1866 so say this happened a while before the book there would be no promise for the big three not to have kids so it’s works

reblog this if your account is a safe space for polyamorous and non-monag people or is owned by someone who is polyamorous or non-monogamous

op is a monogamous person who felt they haven't seen enough posts acknowledging this part of the queer community outside of non-monogamous circles and blogs

Poison ivy is just Circe and Gaia combined

I said it

Coffee or tea | early bird or night owl | chocolate or vanilla | spring or fall | silver or gold | pop or alternative | freckles or dimples | snakes or sharks | mountains or fields | thunder or lightning | egyptian mythology or greek mythology I ivory or scarlet | flute or lyre | opal or diamond | potions or spells | ocean or desert | mermaids or sirens | masquerade ball or cocktail party | butterflies or honeybees | macarons or eclairs | typewritten or handwritten | secret garden or secret library | rooftop or balcony | spicy or mild | opera or ballet | london or paris | vincent van gogh or claude monet | denim or leather

Coffee or tea | early bird or night owl | chocolate or vanilla | spring or fall | silver or gold | pop or alternative | freckles or dimples | snakes or sharks | mountains or fields | thunder or lightning | egyptian mythology or greek mythology | ivory or scarlet | flute or lyre | opal or diamond | potions or spells | ocean or desert | mermaids or sirens | masquerade ball or cocktail party | butterflies or honeybees | macarons or eclairs | typewritten or handwritten | secret garden or secret library | rooftop or balcony | spicy or mild | opera or ballet | london or paris | vincent van gogh or claude monet | denim or leather

The summer stinks one is both that summer is bad and also smells bad because of sweat

newsies lyrics i think are severly underrated

"summer stinks and winter's freezin' when you works outdoors / start out sweating, end up sneezin', in between it pours" (carrying the banner) this is just fun and relatable. also the double meaning on stinks is funny

"though you wander lost and depraved" (carrying the banner) calling them depraved is lowkey crazy

"turns out that love ain't blind, it's dumb!" (don't come a-knockin') realer words have never been spoken.

"and a prayer becomes a vow" (seize the day) this is just beautiful imagery

"if the life don't seem to suit ya, how 'bout a change of scene? / far from the lousy headlines, and the deadlines in between" (santa fe) this is so tortured teenager

"we'll get your pay back with some payback" (brooklyn's here) i love the wordplay here

"the world finds ways to sting you / and then someday decides to bring you something to believe in" (something to believe in) if i ever got a newsies tattoo this would be it

"and if you're gone tomorrow / what was ours still will be" (something to believe in) this is such a lovely way to look at something with an uncertain future

It always blows my mind how many extras there are. The streets feel so real and lived in and there's

almost

always

someone

in

the

windows

and just walking by in the background, even when they're inside.

Plus it's rarely ever quiet in this movie. You can hear talking and shouting even from Pulizter's office.

Amazing