Some Dnd References Photos From My Latest Campaign All Made Through Picrew

They’re a year apart it’s confirmed in trials of Apollo in the first book

So this woman had two children with the same god in two years time I needed a book about her yesterday

"I want x spinoff, I want a book about y"

I want to meet the woman who had not one but TWO kids with Hermes. Two kids so close in age and are so alike people just assume that they're twins, two kids who are chaos personified, who singlehandedly run the camp shop, who are in charge of the biggest cabin at camp and look after their equally chaotic gremlin siblings plus every unclaimed kid at camp like Lou Ellen a daughter of Hecate and another being of chaos who learnt it all from them, and who take every opportunity to fuck shit up, to prank their camp mates or to steal shit. Their last name, which they get from their mama? Stoll by the way. Neither child notices the pun.

I want to meet Mama Stoll, who saw the chaos, who saw the bullshit Hermes brought into her life the first go around and said tonight's the night let's do it again. She is either the world's greatest cat burglar who enticed the god of Thieves or the messenger god was enchanted by the best god dam delivery woman on the planet. There's no in-between. It was just a bonus that her surname was the perfect pun. Her and Hermes laugh about it. In my head, it's all canon. Regardless, she unleashed two agents of unlimited chaos onto an unsuspecting world, and I love her for it. I take my hat off to her, I kneel before her.

Oh, and the oldest kid, Travis? He's dating a girl called Katie, who is the daughter of Demeter. Her last name? Gardner. Fucking Gardner. She has a sister called Miranda Gardiner, by the way. Mama Stoll finds it hilarious. Her sons still don't get the pun, but at least she gets on with her future daughter in law like a house on fire.

Here me out it Hamilton was a team effort to piss of Apollo and Hermes is the face but Dionysus made it

“apollo wrote the hamilton musical in pjo” “hermes wrote the hamilton musical in pjo” you fools. ¿have you forgotten who the greek god of theatre is?

“Oh what radicalized you?”

My favorite musical has been Newsies since I was five years old, wtf do you think radicalized me? The water?!

I've seen a lot of these recently so here we are

If this gets __ notes, I'll …

5 - clean my room

10 - start drinking enough water

25 - try to limit my screentime to like 2 hours a day

50 - fix my sleep schedule

75 - try my absolute best to not sh anymore (I'm already trying but yk extra motivation)

100 - actually do my homework this school year

125 - study regularly

150 - tell someone about my mental health issues and sh (again just need extra motivation)

175 - clean my room regularly

300 - actively try to stop hating myself

400 - tell one of my friends I'm questioning my gender

600 - run regularly

5000 - tell an adult about my mental health issues and sh

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Remus can also tell the apart for the same reason but flipped

Okay but hear me out everyone thinks Regulus and Sirius look alike right like even the teachers mix them up etc etc but James never mixes them up - he’s the only one who can tell them apart no matter what and he’s just like wdym you can’t tell them apart they’re so different???

It could of also been called seastorm

PJO fans are collectively ignoring that the Jason x Percy ship could’ve easily have been Person or Jersey instead of Jercy. We fumbled so hard

E offering to Apollo

Oh lord Apollo god of the sun

Oh lord Apollo god of music

Ok lord Apollo I thank you for your gifts

Oh lord Apollo please except this offering

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