The Boy As Bright As Day

Drawing i did of me while listning to Chuckle Sandwich

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I went to go see a movie. But little did I know, it was a feature. A creature feature. A creature feature, featuring the creature.

Oooo yeah ooo mama another oc ooo ooo ooo shes a big women ooooo i forgot to add her esca but i swear she has one ooooo i love her ooooher name is Rue oooo im so normal about her ooooo she cant talk oooo if you wanna hear lore, feel free to ask oo oo oooo

Guys why is Jschlatt accualy such a transistion goal tho?😫 I NEED THE FACIAL HAIR. NOW.

The goobers, the silly little snorters, the giggly little gal pals🥰

And thats exactly why i love him auuuggghhhh. Hes just so silly, but i know this man accualy thinks in some mathamatics type language and i love that sm

some of yall (derogatory) seem to forget that schlatt was, if i remember correctly, a comp sci major. Like the dude is practically a genius. He understands things that i would have a stroke trying to read. Don't underestimate him by just making him your goon content.. he's more than just a pretty face 😭 /j/half gen

hi, inspired by quackitys most recent stream can i request headcanons of him cutting your hair

I know you sent this ask to stonermujer 👹 I know what you did /j This one accualy seems rlly cute<33

I imagine you wanna get your hair cut cause its getting too long. And Quackity offers to cut it for you, or, atleast, try to. "C'mon, amor! It'll be fine! Im not gonna shave your hair off or anything." He pratically begs as your booking your haircut appointment on your phone. After awhile of his presistant begging, you give in and sigh. "Fine, but if you fuck up my hair im going to be royaly pissed." You warn as he pulls you into the bathroom by your wrist. He cuts your hair on stream like he did with Bad. And by the end, it didnt turn out half bad! Wasnt great, but it wasnt terrable either. And most of the time you guys spend laughing and goofing off, talking with chat and having cute little moments that would totally go into a clip comp, or atleast be clipped hundreds of times.

Accelerate! Sapnap x Stolen! Reader Hc's

Summery: Accelerate! Sapnap x Reader, but the reader is Dream's ex-girlfriend hc's (Yk, like, in the begining of the story, talking abt them racing over her? yeah, that. Thats you!<3)

Fluff(kinda?) and implied and/or very light smut (Also some rickey bobby refrences, cause it fits so damn well.)

Sapnap had always had his eyes on you. And you have always had your eyes on him, too.

Sure, you loved your boyfriend. But, you loved Sapnap's cock more. And he was just so fucking handsome. How could one resist?

So when the race came, you came out onto the track infront and between their cars, holding the flags in your revealing outfit.

Sapnap was loving every bit of it.

And he raced like his life depened on it. But so did Dream.

So when Sapnap won that race, its easy to say Dream wasnt very pleased.

However, you and Sapnap were extreamly pleased.

Eventually, he came up to you. This is how it went.

"What the fuck?!" Dream says, in disbelif how easy you gave him up and started swooning for his best friend. "Could you atleast act like you still love me?!" He says, looking at you with a 'What the fuck' look.

You sigh, putting your hands on your hips as you walk closer to him with Sapnap's hand on your waist, smirking down at you. "Listen, baby. Im gonna be honest." You say, flipping your hair off your sholder. "You cant race anymore. And i date racers, i date winners." You say, as Dreams 'what the fuck' look turns into just more disbelif and confusion.

"And your not a winner anymore" You say, poking his chest. "Yeah, tell em' baby." Sapnap mumbles with a grin. Dream shoots him a glare before turning back to you.

"So, your just leaving me? Over a fucking race?!" He exclaims. Sapnap chuckles. "Hey dude, wasnt that what the race was all about? Who gets the girl?" He says, smirking and raising an eyebrow. "I mean yeah but-" Sapnap cuts Dream off. "Clay, listen. We're gonna get married, and you can be my best man. How about that?" Sapnap says with a smile. You chuckle, smiling up at Sapnap. "Wha- No!" Dream says, that look of disbelif returning. "Im not gonna be your best man!"

(and the scene goes on for a little while longer. Im just too lazy, lol.)

After all of that drama, you and Sapnap just went about your days together.

You two made out very often, and fucked like bunnies

Its a wonder you havnt gotten pregnant yet, cause hes smart and uses protection or just pulls out.

He coudlnt really tell if he loved you, or just thought you were hot.

but he just passed it off as loving you, but his high lebito outweighs that a bit.

He knew you felt the exact same way, though.

You often attened his races whenever you could, and you ussualy stayed in the passinger seat with your foot on the dashbord, and one hand on the handle above the door, your other hand gripping his sholder.

Also, with you coming to the races, you had to pull him away from the flag girls whenever you wernt the flag girl. He made it a habit of flirting with them, and you always had to pull him away, and glare daggers at the girl(s) he was talking to.

But, all in all, you two are just a couple of horn-balls.<3

Notes: Wooo! My first fic! I hope you liked it. Im fucking begging you to send me requests, im not creative.😭 Just look at the rule page first, please<3

I fucking hate color theroy. LIKE WDYM THIS IS THE SAME COLOR?!

YOU GUYS IM BOUTTA BUUUUUUUUUUUUUST YALL TYSM!

wait. can we talk about how the movie seems to portray that piglins and the nether will be the main bad guys of the movie!??!?! and not. yknow. THE ENDERDRAGON. ANYTHING WITH THE END?

i get this is a teaser so there's probably going to be trailers later on that might disprove this point

but going off of this teaser trailer alone. where are the endermen. where is the end. the dragon. the anything.