Hawke: Okay, Corypheus Is Right Through There.

Xingqiu: guess what number im thinking of

Xiangling: 420

Xingqiu: no, that’s really immature of you. someone else guess and please take this seriously

Chongyun: 69?

Xingqiu: yeah it was 69

Marinette: Who broke it?

Marinette: I’m not mad, I just wanna know.

Adrien: I did. I broke it.

Marinette: No you didn’t. Alix?

Alix: Don’t look at me, look at Nathaniel.

Nathaniel: What? I didn’t break it.

Alix: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?

Nathaniel: Because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken

Alya: If it matters, and it probably doesn’t, Chloe was the last person to use it.

Chloe: Liar, I don’t even drink that crap!

Alya: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Chloe: I use the wooden stirers to push back my cuticles everyone knows that, Alya.

Adrien: Alright, let’s not fight. I broke it let me pay for it.

Marinette: No. Who broke it?

Nathaniel: Marinette? Marc has been awfully quiet.

Marc: Really?!

Nathaniel: Yeah really!

Everyone: *starts yelling*

Marinette: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it.

Xingqiu: dude

Chongyun: im busy rn

Chongyun: i ate glass by accident

Xingqiu: you what

Chongyun: please leave me alone

Chongyun: i ate glass

I am a ladybug stan first and a human second

-both alya and adrien

Curtis: Nathan was a dick, a moron, an idiot, but most importantly, he was a twat. He will be missed.

Nathan: Stop telling people I’m dead.

Curtis: Sometimes we can still hear his voice.

Kaeya: you know what would be sexy?

Kaeya: eating food off each other

Albedo: you did not do the dishes

Kaeya: i did not

Random Treasure Horder: please don’t kill me

Kaeya: i can bring you in warm or i could bring you in cold. start talking

Klee: *desperately trying to hand one of them a wet cheerio*

9S: *hacker voice* I’m in

2B: you don’t have to say ‘hacker voice’ every time

MC: so you wanna head to my room?

Leviathan: sure...

MC: you have protection?

Leviathan: w-why what’s in there?