Childe: barbecue time! i have steaks, chicken, beef patties, and sausage what do you want?
Ganyu: im vegan
Childe: try the guillotine
friendship ended with all genshin characters. warming seelie is now my best friend
Xiao: i know you think my judgment is clouded because i like venti a little bit
Zhongli: you doodled your wedding invitations
Xiao: that’s our joint tombstone
Zhongli: my mistake
Daniel: I’m at this fake ass campsite with all these fake ass people
Cassidy: hey
Daniel: hey!
Daniel: fuckin bitch
Lawrence: Eugene, you’ll be on nightwatch today.
Eugene: Um, I beg to differ.
Lawrence: Then beg.
Jaal: You died, Ryder!
Ryder: Which time are you talking about?
Jaal:
Venti: dam girl, r u a construction worker cauz ur building
Xiao: ...building?
Venti: 👍
Xiao: what the fuck does that mean
Venti: mind your own business
Diavolo: today, i think i’ll cause problems on purpose
Lucifer: i’m begging you to just stay home
Daniel: I love one brother and his name is Sean Diaz <3
Sean: How did you say that emoji out loud
Sean: Just get out of my room
Deacon: bitch
MacCready: blocked
Deacon: wait unblock me i need to tell you something
MacCready: unblocked
Deacon: bitch
Kaeya: nice ass sorry about the mental illness
Albedo: thank you king
here for a good time AND a long time because legally im not allowed to die[23 years on this mortal plane]
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