Feral.

hello my hand is gonna fall off

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Why is this so,,, true though?

Schrodinger’s Douchebag is someone who makes hurtful or bigoted statements but only decides whether they were “just kidding” or dead serious based on how negatively or positively their audience reacted.

(guy who hasnt eaten today voice) no no im fine its just yknow the horrors. yeah theyre unending again

big ben just fucking explodes

I’ve compiled every raw ass quote from tumblr shitposts into my phone and i’m gonna use every single one of them in my campaign at some point.

TW: Mild Injury. !! FLASH WARNING FOR THE TIMELAPSE !!

it’s creepy fish lady again !

howdy ladies and gaydies, I spent ages making this What Tarot Card Are You quiz which has ZERO pop culture references and lots of horror / surrealist writing! (also if you get death I’m sorry)

Rat with a rat on the tummy :)

OH my god. Oh my god

I NEED THIS TOO

Video Game Idea.

A game that is marketed as your standard fishing game and for the first 20 minutes or so you catch normal fish like bluegill and bass and what have you. But the further you go into the lake you start to catch fish with mutations and it gets more and more intense until you’re pulling in Eldritch horror monsters and sometimes severed human limbs. You realize you don’t recall how you got to this lake in the first place and the objective becomes to find your way back to shore. You have no real weapons but you can throw the creatures you’ve caught far away from the boat as a means to distract whatever is underneath you, bumping into the boat sometimes. Additional items for the game.

A fishing pole with a radar that starts out with just beeps but later includes noises with hidden messages.

A GPS that displays texts and story elements.

You meet other boaters, all from various backgrounds, countries, and time periods. Some are friendly, others want to sacrifice you to the lake monsters.

You can also take the route of sacrificing others to the lake monster.

Or you can assemble a party and work to keep them safe.

The more fucked up looking the fish you catch, the closer you’re getting to a boss fight, which is usually running from something you can only see part of in the water.

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And that’s my game idea.