Ao3 Just Dropped It's Christmas Gift. I've Been Constantly Searching A Kghn Fic That I Completely Loved

Every day I'm growing sicker of the "madrigalcest is ok bc Bruno ships it in his rat telenovela" discourse

You illiterates

You uncultured cockroaches

As the yellow butterflies, it was a direct reference to the universally recognised, 1982 Literature Nobel winner novel written by Gabriel García Márquez, Cien Años de Soledad/One Hundred Years of Solitude, and it was an allude to the incestuous relationship between Aureliano Babilonia and his aunt Amaranta Úrsula (neither knew of their family ties) producing a pigtailed child who killed her mother as she birthed him and was later devoured by ants, thus putting an end to the Buendía bloodline and sentencing Macondo to its self-destruction, fulfilling Melquiades prophecy.

READ, YOU STUPID BITCHES

There's nothing like reading what's supposed to be a fluffy fic of one of my favourite pairs, only for one sentence to destroy me and sent me into an 15 minutes emotional breakdown when I should clearly be sleeping if the night sky is any indication .

Spinel:

The entire fandom:

mlb is addicting to watch even when its bad bc it just has the Audacity

no i will not be elaborating any further

Officially, I've lost track of time, space and OTPs, don't know how many pieces of my personality are dropped on the floor but please feed me chicken nuggets

i am gonna punch the next person who talks shit about lin manuel miranda. that man has been nothing but kind to his fans and y'all still find new ways to shit on ppl who did nothing. "oh but he usese his work as self inserts" lol, wait till u find out about the german legend till schweiger. "he can't sing :/" im tired man. "he looks weird" ah so we bullying ppl for their appearance now? wonderful.

mans been working his ass off and y'all give him shit for nothing. i hate it here.

Seven major flaws in “Beastars”

I fricking love Beastars. I realy do. But I’m not gonna pretend that it’s perfect.

So here are SEVEN major flaws about this pretty great manga.

Lack of murder mystery.

I’m a big fan of crime fiction mysteries. My favorite detective is Phryne Fisher. So I looked forward to a classic murder mystery.

But Legosi just kinda… solved it.

Sure, the way he solved it was fine. But I would have liked a little more buildup, I wanted Riz to be properly introduced and be allowed to guess who the culprit was. I think Riz as a murderer is great and he is a perverse mirroring of Legosi with a burdening guilt/lack of guilt parallel… But I wanted to be given the chance to guess and wonder.

Melon is all over the place.

The thing about Melon that makes him both a god villain and a BAD villain is the fact that he is all over the place. Sort of an animal Joker I guess.

I think of Melon as a perverse anarchist. He has an ideology similar to Louis at the start of the series, just times ten. He believes that civilization is a farce and that everyone is a bunch of drooling animals playing pretend, meaning he doesn’t have to feel any guilt at all about the horrible things he does since he is just another mad beast.

But it doesn’t feel like he has a specific goal as such. He cause pain to everything around him just because he can. Sure, there is the thing about him desperately wanting to know what tasting something is like, but it doesn’t feel like a dominating factor in his life.

Not enough romance.

When there IS romantic interaction between the characters then it is pretty darn good. But we need MORE of it. I get that Legosi and Haru has a long-distance relationship since they are different places in life, but it doesn’t have to be THAT long-distanced.

Character getting shoved away.

So you like Juno, eh? You enjoyed reading about Sebun, huh? You wanna know what’s up at Cherryton Academy?

TOO BAD!

The chimera thingy.

That went nowhere. Even Kyuu was all like “forget about that!” And it also seems a bit out of place in Beastars, it’s more of a Dragon Ball or One Piece thingy where superpowers are a thing.

Speaking of which…

Superpowers.

I actually like the way hybrids were handled in Beastars, how they walked the fine line of having “powers” and still be somewhat realistic-ish. Legosi is huge and broad-shouldered because of his lizard grandpa, but he is more or less a normal wolf with the exception of being immune to poison which is a neat little detail. And Melon’s whole deal is that his body is so bizarre that it is a problem for him as well.

… But to let Legosi gain temporarily regeneration because of komodo dragon poison activating a gene AND make Melon buff overnight is… yeah… I’m at a loss for words.

Haru should have a gun.

Or a knife or take self defense classes, ANYTHING!

DEATH

TO

BLOND

FERRETS!!!!!!

Thank god Hermione didn't kill herself after hearing that people ship that abusive toxic trash with her.

It‘s a form of self care

I-

i made a new uquiz to figure out what kind of guy you are