The 501st Finest (please This Is The Dumbest Thing I've Ever Made)

The 501st Finest (please This Is The Dumbest Thing I've Ever Made)

the 501st finest (please this is the dumbest thing i've ever made)

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1 year ago

Thank you, now I've been fed

LA Buggy: sitting his his chair like that

Me: Hello Sailor

PAIRING : opla!buggy x transmasc! reader x slight!cabaji

TAGS : cockwarming, implied threesome, no beta we die like ace, orgasm denial , bottom reader breeding, minors dni, polyamory, maybe ooc buggy, maybe pt.2, short fic I wrote this instead of sleeping, im so normal about this man . women aligned readers can interact just don’t be weird.

LA Buggy: Sitting His His Chair Like That
LA Buggy: Sitting His His Chair Like That
LA Buggy: Sitting His His Chair Like That

“awe look at you squirming on my dick, how do you think our cabaji will react seeing you like this” Buggy teased watching you try to take his length.

“ he’d be nicer than you-“ you snarled back playfully but was cut off as he had snapped his hips shoving his full length in.

“don’t get smart when you’re in this position, don’t forget whose in charge here” he whispered into ear and nibbling it afterwards. “but if i can recall you were the one who wanted me to breed you earlier correct?”

“m feel full” you mummer as you start to adjust to his length, and he grips your waist

“I can still feel his seed inside of you , but tonight you’re gonna be filled with mine”

you moan as you feel him start thrusting into you. each thrust more intense than the last , wet noises filling up the circus tent that you and buggy were in that those outside definitely could hear. he started to then place kisses down your exposed neck

marking sure that it would leave marks the next day .

“what happened to all that shit you were talking earlier feels too good pretty boy?” he teased, due to the noises you were making

“please m’ gonna cum” you beg as you start to feel you get close to release.

“ m’ gonna cum” he mocked with a laugh following as he ceased his movements. causing you to whine at your ruined orgasm.

“can’t have you cummin’ so early darlin’.. besides. cabaji and I agreed that you wouldn’t cum until he gets back with his report , after that little stunt you played yesterday”

© marimology do not steal or copy my work


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4 years ago

This is a super cute post but every time I see Thomas Brodie-Sangster in The Queens Gambit all I can think about is how he looks like a David Spade clone that just came out a little funny.

I Don’t Even Know If I’m Good Enough. You’re The Best There Is. You Beat Me.          Anya
I Don’t Even Know If I’m Good Enough. You’re The Best There Is. You Beat Me.          Anya
I Don’t Even Know If I’m Good Enough. You’re The Best There Is. You Beat Me.          Anya
I Don’t Even Know If I’m Good Enough. You’re The Best There Is. You Beat Me.          Anya
I Don’t Even Know If I’m Good Enough. You’re The Best There Is. You Beat Me.          Anya
I Don’t Even Know If I’m Good Enough. You’re The Best There Is. You Beat Me.          Anya
I Don’t Even Know If I’m Good Enough. You’re The Best There Is. You Beat Me.          Anya
I Don’t Even Know If I’m Good Enough. You’re The Best There Is. You Beat Me.          Anya
I Don’t Even Know If I’m Good Enough. You’re The Best There Is. You Beat Me.          Anya
I Don’t Even Know If I’m Good Enough. You’re The Best There Is. You Beat Me.          Anya

I don’t even know if I’m good enough. You’re the best there is. You beat me.          Anya Taylor-Joy and Thomas Brodie-Sangster in THE QUEEN’S GAMBIT (2020)

1 year ago

You know what? Fuck it. If this post gets 15k notes I'll push my parents to get my fibromyalgia diagnosis. Not happening

9 months ago

Y'ALL I'M DYIN' OVER THIS FANART OF THE CLONES RN COME THIRST W/ ME

ARTWORK IS NOT MINE THE ARTIST GOES BY KAIJU RAVE ON TWITTER CLICK THEIR NAME FOR THE LINK.

Anyways Kaiju Rave clone fanart thirst masterpost

Y'ALL I'M DYIN' OVER THIS FANART OF THE CLONES RN COME THIRST W/ ME
Y'ALL I'M DYIN' OVER THIS FANART OF THE CLONES RN COME THIRST W/ ME
Y'ALL I'M DYIN' OVER THIS FANART OF THE CLONES RN COME THIRST W/ ME
Y'ALL I'M DYIN' OVER THIS FANART OF THE CLONES RN COME THIRST W/ ME
Y'ALL I'M DYIN' OVER THIS FANART OF THE CLONES RN COME THIRST W/ ME
Y'ALL I'M DYIN' OVER THIS FANART OF THE CLONES RN COME THIRST W/ ME
Y'ALL I'M DYIN' OVER THIS FANART OF THE CLONES RN COME THIRST W/ ME


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10 months ago

Welp, I know what I'm watching tomorrow

18. Ewan McGregor Movie Review: Nora (2000)

18. Ewan McGregor Movie Review: Nora (2000)

(the pictures used are from Frock Flicks on Pinterest)

We made it to the new millennium! Time to say goodbye to our 90's lad and say hello to Ewan's 2000's era!

Genre: Drama

Rating: R

Director: Pat Murphy

Synopsis: "Nora" stars Susan Lynch as the titular character and Ewan McGregor. The movie is based on the real life of Nora Barnacle, who was the life partner of the prolific Irish writer, James Joyce. Her story begins as a bright-eyed young woman eager to leave her town. After falling in love with a talented writer, and accomplishing her dream to move out of Dublin, she starts to realize that the life she envisioned for herself is nothing like the reality she finds herself in.

Ewan Review: Ewan plays the character James Joyce. Although the movie is called "Nora" it could have easily been called "James", as the film seems to focus more on him than his counterpart. James is an aspiring Irish writer and a very talented one at that. The only problem is that he struggles to find a publisher for his work which makes him feel insecure in his craft. He is arrogant, self-centered, heavily swayed by the opinions of his friends, and prone to fits of jealousy. He loves Nora and is utterly reliant on her love and support though he can be too proud to admit it. Ewan speaks in an Irish accent for the role, which I don't think is great, but he does act opposite of a native Irish actress so the difference is more noticeable. He has facial hair which changes over time and I didn't like at all. He speaks a little Italian, plays guitar, and sings five times. This movie is smut city! He has a love interest and when they aren't fighting they're fucking. Within ten minutes of the movie, Ewan is whimpering like a puppy while getting jacked off in an alley. He has several kiss scenes and sex scenes, one of which is nude doggy style. He has a shirtless scene, fingering scene, and a masturbation scene. He also exhibits some cuckolding desires which I found intriguing. The creme de la creme in my opinion is the dirty talking sequence. James and Nora write erotic letters to each other which the actors read out loud. One more thing that I must mention is something I've yet to see repeated in a Ewan movie. In one particular sex scene, Ewan strokes Susan Lynch's leg, creeping up her dress, and you see her twitch. Like, the involuntary twitch your body does when someone touches you just right...I'm just gonna leave that right there. Overall, Ewan gives a good performance.

Screentime Percentage: Ewan is on screen for a grand total of 60/107 minutes making his SP 56%.

To Ewan or not to Ewan: Is the movie worth watching for Ewan content alone? Yes! Is it worth watching in general? Y'all are gonna think I'm crazy for this, but no. Maybe if you're a fan of James Joyce, which is the intended audience anyway, then you'll find it enjoyable. The movie itself is pretty boring. While Susan Lynch was the best actor in this film and did incredible, I wouldn't watch this except for Ewan and even that was a struggle when smut wasn't happening. If you're choosing movies to watch based on the Ewan factor then this is an understandable skip. It's extremely unfortunate that even pathetic, jealous, sex couldn't save this for me.

Where to Watch: "Nora" is available for rent on YouTube. You can stream it for free on the following platforms: Tubi, Pluto TV, Sling TV, Fandango at Home, Freevee, Amazon Prime Video, and Redbox.

18. Ewan McGregor Movie Review: Nora (2000)
7 months ago

Hello dear .. My name is Abdul Rahman Hilles from Gaza Palestine,, married to the martyred journalist ola Al-Dahdouh.

My journalist wife works for the Watan News Agency and we had a beautiful child named Karam. The real disaster began on Wednesday, May31, 2024, when my wife, my child and I were surprised by a huge missile that fell on us and exploded in the place where we were, targeting the house we fled to and other neighboring houses. At that moment, my journalist wife Ola hugged our child Karam to protect him from the hell of the missile, but she turned into pieces and died immediately.

Hello Dear .. My Name Is Abdul Rahman Hilles From Gaza Palestine,, Married To The Martyred Journalist
Hello Dear .. My Name Is Abdul Rahman Hilles From Gaza Palestine,, Married To The Martyred Journalist

Hello Dear .. My Name Is Abdul Rahman Hilles From Gaza Palestine,, Married To The Martyred Journalist

My child Karam and I miraculously escaped certain death when the pressure of the missile threw me a long distance, which resulted in me being injured by numerous shrapnel and multiple injuries that led to severe fractures in my leg and damage to the nerves in my hand and foot and various shrapnel in different parts of my body.

Hello Dear .. My Name Is Abdul Rahman Hilles From Gaza Palestine,, Married To The Martyred Journalist
Hello Dear .. My Name Is Abdul Rahman Hilles From Gaza Palestine,, Married To The Martyred Journalist
Hello Dear .. My Name Is Abdul Rahman Hilles From Gaza Palestine,, Married To The Martyred Journalist
Hello Dear .. My Name Is Abdul Rahman Hilles From Gaza Palestine,, Married To The Martyred Journalist

My wife is a journalist covering the crimes of genocide against defenseless civilians in the Gaza Strip. With the intensification of the bombing and the scarcity of food and water, my wife and I struggled daily to secure food for our only child Karam, who was also suffering from severe fear because of The brutal bombing of the Gaza Strip.

Now after the disaster that befell my family, I need your generous support to overcome my ordeal and pay for my treatment and surgeries. I need several surgeries outside the Gaza Strip that cost a lot of money, and I am in dire need of your tears and support

Hello Dear .. My Name Is Abdul Rahman Hilles From Gaza Palestine,, Married To The Martyred Journalist
Hello Dear .. My Name Is Abdul Rahman Hilles From Gaza Palestine,, Married To The Martyred Journalist

I am confident that after reading my sad story, you will sympathize with me and share with me and will not leave me and my child Karam alone.

Hello Dear .. My Name Is Abdul Rahman Hilles From Gaza Palestine,, Married To The Martyred Journalist

Donate to me or share my campaign with your friends to donate to me

No matter how small your donation is, it means to me a chance for me and my child to be treated and to stay safe.


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2 months ago
Boyfriend!bradley, Boyfriend!bradley, Boyfriend!bradley 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

boyfriend!bradley, boyfriend!bradley, boyfriend!bradley 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫


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9 months ago

Finally done! Ladies and Gentlemen: My first Mini comic here! It wasn't meant to be one, but after finishing the illustrations I really wanted to add the first 3 doodles for fun ^^

Finally Done! Ladies And Gentlemen: My First Mini Comic Here! It Wasn't Meant To Be One, But After Finishing
Finally Done! Ladies And Gentlemen: My First Mini Comic Here! It Wasn't Meant To Be One, But After Finishing
Finally Done! Ladies And Gentlemen: My First Mini Comic Here! It Wasn't Meant To Be One, But After Finishing
Finally Done! Ladies And Gentlemen: My First Mini Comic Here! It Wasn't Meant To Be One, But After Finishing

I better put the next image under a cut MDNI 🕵️‍♂️

Finally Done! Ladies And Gentlemen: My First Mini Comic Here! It Wasn't Meant To Be One, But After Finishing

next up is as requested Dart Maul ^^


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9 months ago
Here Is My Piece To Commemorate The Empires Finale! I’ve Had This Idea Bouncing Around In My Head For
Here Is My Piece To Commemorate The Empires Finale! I’ve Had This Idea Bouncing Around In My Head For
Here Is My Piece To Commemorate The Empires Finale! I’ve Had This Idea Bouncing Around In My Head For
Here Is My Piece To Commemorate The Empires Finale! I’ve Had This Idea Bouncing Around In My Head For
Here Is My Piece To Commemorate The Empires Finale! I’ve Had This Idea Bouncing Around In My Head For

Here is my piece to commemorate the Empires finale! I’ve had this idea bouncing around in my head for ages and I’m excited to finally show you 😄 I loved all of season one, so hype to see what the next has in store! I can’t wait to get painting 💪🏼✨


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