Dustin: So, Are You Two Dating Now? Steve & Eddie: Yes. Dustin: Why? Steve: I Happen To Find Eddie

Nancy: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.

Robin: I sleep with a knife.

Eddie: Both of you are pathetic.

Nancy: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?

Eddie: Steve.

every time i sit down 2 watch a horror movie i think of that one tweet :/

A grown up Castiel Fitzgerald I drew because I'm still kind of sad about Supernatural 

Decision making😊😊

devil and angel on my shoulders but the angel is obviously just a second devil wearing cardboard wings and a taped-on halo

Eddie opening his lunch bag and there being actual food like, he hasn't ever used it for that

What if Eddie and Wayne have the same lunchbox and Wayne's rushing one night, doesn't pay attention to which one he grabs and then he's on his rest break like finally time for some food and he opens it and its just drugs?

Eddie: Steve, my old friend!

Steve: I think you tried to kill me at some point.

Eddie: That was obviously just my way of getting to know you.

Steve: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!

Eddie : *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!

even though nobody gaf here are my potter-malfoy family headcanons… partially inspired by scorpius in the fic ‘a big black sky’ bc he’s literally the babyest baby to ever baby

reblogs would be sooo cool maybe.. aha ha..

Watching Steddie progress and then immediate end was like watching a speadrun Destiel

YOU WALNUT

i like when you’re in the grocery store and you see people buying eggs because they always pick up the carton and then open it like it’s a metal briefcase full of cash involved in a drug deal and they’re confirming it’s money. “don’t bother counting it, it’s all there. 12.” then they always pick one up and inspect it like, “yeah, it’s grade A alright…the real deal.”