Eddie: We both look very handsome tonight.
Steve: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you."
Eddie: I couldn't take that chance
Eddie: Is something burning?
Steve , leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.
Eddie: Steve , the toaster's on fire
Eddie, throwing his head into Steve's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!
Steve, lovingly stroking his hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.
YOU WALNUT
i like when you’re in the grocery store and you see people buying eggs because they always pick up the carton and then open it like it’s a metal briefcase full of cash involved in a drug deal and they’re confirming it’s money. “don’t bother counting it, it’s all there. 12.” then they always pick one up and inspect it like, “yeah, it’s grade A alright…the real deal.”
Somehow, Allison Argent survived
whats the difference between outlaws and inlaws
Reposting Steddie fall vibes now that it's actually fall
Give me a drawing prompt 4 your favorite gay couple😊❤
Steve: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!
Eddie : *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!
Robin: Did Nancy just tell me she loves me for the first time?
Steve: Yes, she did.
Robin: *panicking* And did I just do finger guns back!?!
Steve: Yes, you did.