House Vines

House Vines

Hufflepuff: I spilt lipstick in your Valentino bag.

Slytherin: Oh! You spill-WaWAwAWa-LIPSTICK In mY VaLeNtInO WHITE bAg!!

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Muggle Hufflepuff: *sitting in car in front of a Wendys with Gryfindor, who is recording Hufflepuff* Is Wendy working today? *faces the camera smiling*

Muggle Gryfindor: Bruh, you didn’t roll your window down.

Muggle Hufflepuff: Wha?

Muggle Hufflepuff: Is Wendy working today? *once again faces Gryfindor’s camera smiling*

Muggle Gryfindor: I think they’re closed.

Muggle Hufflepuff: Yeah me too.

Muggle Hufflepuff: Hey, is Wendy working today?

Muggle Gryfindor: Dude I think we’re at Taco Bell-

Muggle Hufflepuff: *tears in eyes* WhAt hOw!?

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Gryfindor: *checking under Hufflepuff’s bed* No monsters under your bed.

Hufflepuff: I know...They’re behind you now.

Gryfindor:

Hufflepuff:

Gryfindor: What?

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Ravenclaw: *bursts through Hufflepuff’s common room door* WhY arEn’t tHe DiSHes iN AlPhaBeTiCal OrDeR!?

Hufflepuff: *sitting up from couch* What does that even mean?

House shenanigans

Hufflepuff: Why are people so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I would just be excited to have a bunk bed.

Slytherin:

Gryffindor:

Ravenclaw:

Gryffindor: I’m gonna to tell them.

Literally everybody: DON’T YOU DARE!!

House Shenanigans

*Gryffindor sitting on the opposite side of the desk from Ravenclaw, Slytherin, and Hufflepuff*

Ravenclaw: *reading Gryffindor’s resume* Says here you’re proficient at fighting ghost?

Gryffindor: *feet kicked up. Arms behind head* Yeah.

Slytherin: *looking over Ravenclaw’s shoulder* But...*looking up* This place isn’t haunted.

Gryffindor: *finger guns* You’re welcome.

Ravenclaw and Slytherin: *looks directly at the camera like Ben from Parks and rec*

Hufflepuff: Holy shit!

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Slytherin: I should’ve left you on that street corner where you were standing.

Gryfindor: *intense pause*

Gryfindor: But ch’ya didnt!

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Slytherin: I’m over with this dumbass school with all these fake ass bitches-

Ravenclaw: *waving* Hey.

Slytherin: *In a sweet voice* Hey!

Slytherin: *under breath* Fucking bitch.

House shenanigans

Hufflepuff: holding a large box What would you say if I came home with four puppies?

Ravenclaw: lowers book slowly

Ravenclaw: Hufflepuff, What’s in the box?

Hufflepuff:

Hufflepuff: I think you already know.

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Slytherin: *to literally everybody else* ThE BaGs uNdEr My eYeS ArE PRADA.

Slytherin: *Laughs menacingly*

Gryfindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff:...

Slytherin: Kill your family.