House Shenanigans

House Vines

Slytherin: *holding a crayon*

Hufflepuff: SLYTHERIN! Is THat A WeED!?

Slytherin: No, this is a crayon-

Hufflepuff: IM CalLiNg ThE POliCe!! *dials 911 in a microwave*

Slytherin: *rolls eyes*

911: 911 what’s your emergency?

X files theme

House Vines

Slytherin: *looking up* Yeah, so he broke up with me.

Ravenclaw: Why are you looking up?

Slytherin: I NeEd TO CrY, But mY FOunDaTIon coSTeD 48 DOLLARS!

House Vines

Ravenclaw: *holds up hermonica* You play it, you get 100 million dollars, but a 100 million people will die.

Slytherin: *plays hermonica aggressively*

Hufflepuff: Slytherin No!

House Vines

Hufflepuff: What do we want?

Gryfindor: Weed!

Hufflepuff: When do we want it?

Gryfindor: Weed!

Hufflepuff: I already said that.

Gryfindor: What do we want?

Hufflepuff: Weed!-I’m confused.

House shenanigans

Ravenclaw: Slytherin, someone’s been kidnapped!

Slytherin: I swear to god if it’s Gryffindor-

Ravenclaw: It’s Gryffindor.

Slytherin: SoN oF a BiTcH!

House Vines

Muggle born Gryffindor: My mom said if I don’t get my grades up, she’s not gonna let me get my tetanus shot next year.

Hufflepuff: That’s weird..what are you gonna do?

Muggle born Gryffindor: Fucking study I guess.

House Vines

Hufflepuff: I eat Cheerios because they’re heart healthy...and my heart is severely damaged.

Hufflepuff:...

Hufflepuff: So Slytherin if you’re out there-

House Vines

Gryffindor: *plays flute*

Hufflepuff: Look! It’s a snake charmer!

Gryffindor: Ey yo snake!

Slytherin: *pauses and whips around*

Gryffindor: You cute as hell.

Slytherin: *blushes* Ssssstop.

House shenanigans

Hufflepuff: holding a large box What would you say if I came home with four puppies?

Ravenclaw: lowers book slowly

Ravenclaw: Hufflepuff, What’s in the box?

Hufflepuff:

Hufflepuff: I think you already know.

House shenanigans

Slytherin: pulls out a knife

Hufflepuff: oh no.

Slytherin: uses knife to open cardboard box

Hufflepuff: phew.

Slytherin: pulls out gun from cardboard box

Hufflepuff: oH nO.