Romans loved their dogs and made graves for them… - WTF fun facts
*falls asleep in basement with lights off*
*wakes up unable to tell if i have been asleep for hours, days, or months*
*ask self what time it is*
*checks time it is 3:30am*
its too fucking early o’clock is what it is
*rolls over and falls asleep again*
I hope he wins the lawsuit, a police officer was finally doing the right thing and they penalize him for not being a racist monster!
This isnt my idea but someone on reddit told me to make it lol
Of fucking course
What sick bastard doesn’t
Sister doing exercise video with my dad:
Dad multiple times: oh fuck you my body doesn't move that way
Sister as instructor says keep that 90 degree angle in your leg: oh shut up i don't have a protractor
Sister: walks away that was not fun
A Star Trek idea: A comedy sitcom where instead of a Vulcan on a mostly human ship it is a human on a mostly Vulcan ship
I HATE the phrase “give 110%!” cuz like thats not mathematically possible. 100% is all I have. If I exceed your expectations then you have simply underestimated me
everyone must know
You ever write up a post you decide will be too controversial or embarrassing but leave it in your drafts to sleep on and then forget about it? How about real personal stuff you weren’t sure you wanted to share at the time? Heavy-ass receipts on bad shit you’re leaving there only just in case you’re forced to use them? Well if any of your drafts get flagged by the new system, a mod can apparently see them in with all your other flagged posts, and if they un-flag them, it publishes them automatically as a brand new post. MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!
who could even think that killing your consumers for a profit is a good idea? this is why i am saving to move to Canada they have very strict food regulations and yes they have problems too but a fuck ton less than the US