Scientists Are Always

okay I just wanted to stop by and I say I absolutely love your username, it really made my day

Glad to know my gay ass can make random Internet strangers happy ✨💅

There’s three of us there’s three of us look closely you will see

ok i need to find the people obsessed with muppets WHERE ARE YOU BITCHES

im talking The Muppets, Fraggle Rock, Welcome Home, My Friendly Neighborhood WHERE IS THE FANDOM REVEAL YOURSELVES

Screw it if I can’t break my way out I’m breaking them

Cookie Run two sentence horror story.

You are locked in a room.

Locked in the room with you is Elder Custard and Pomegranate Cookie.

Our beloved chaos goblin

What do you think would happen if Devil cookie ate mentos?

Cookie Run two sentence horror story.

You are locked in a room.

Locked in the room with you is Elder Custard and Pomegranate Cookie.

May the bagel god bless you all

Ask and you shall receive

You forgot the true lords of the north these god forsaken things

if you’ve never seen one before

deer are smaller than you think

raccoons are bigger than you think

bears are smaller than you think but you were pretty close

otters are bigger than you think no even bigger than that

wolves are bigger than you think

wild cats are smaller than you think but hopefully you’ll never see one

chipmunks are smaller than you think

so are mice but you’ve seen a mouse right

you were right about the size of moose, mostly

pigs are bigger than you think

coyotes are that size

so are foxes

woops bears are bigger than you think but only that one type

this is an informational post about mammals if you know more please do tell

And more

Would y’all be willing to play gartic phone?

I’m bored.

Best I’ve got is edgy dog (there’s too fucking many to pick 😭)