Jordie Just 💀

This thing right here is the inspo for my six of crows Modern AU fanfic. Kaz is a theatre kid.

you can't look at this and tell me Kaz wouldn't be a theater kid

Kanejjjj

came across this insanely kanej coded tweet

UNCLE KAZ (pt 2)

since y'all loved my other uncle kaz headcannons sm, heres a pt two,

ps the kids mums name is adjala and dads name is elijah.

The Fainting Uncle: When Adjala goes into labor and Kaz is present in the room, he's initially composed, giving Adjala reassuring nods and words of encouragement. However, when he catches sight of the baby crowning, he turns a shade paler than his usual self and promptly faints. The midwives tend to him while Adjala rolls her eyes, muttering, "saints kaz"

The Baby's Name: Adjala decides to name her newborn son after her beloved older brother, Kaz. She names him Kaz Jr., partly as a tribute and partly to amuse herself with the idea of two Kazs in the family.

Kaz, the Doting Uncle: From the moment Kaz Jr. is born, Kaz takes his role as the baby's uncle incredibly seriously. He insists on holding the baby at every opportunity and is often seen carrying him around like a prized possession.

"My Little Investment": Kaz affectionately refers to Kaz Jr. as his "little investment." He's determined to educate the baby early on about the world of finance and heists. While other babies are being read fairy tales, Kaz is explaining the intricacies of stock markets and the art of the perfect heist.

Baby-Sitting Extraordinaire: Kaz eagerly volunteers to babysit Kaz Jr. whenever Adjala and Elijah need a break. He sets up elaborate baby-proofed rooms filled with educational toys and books about economics.

Parenting Advice: Kaz doesn't hesitate to give Adjala and Elijah unsolicited parenting advice. He'll lecture them about the importance of diversifying their baby's nutrition (he's already planning a menu with a variety of baby foods), and he's convinced that baby Kaz Jr. should have a secure financial future from day one.

Stock Market Bedtime Stories: Instead of traditional bedtime stories, Kaz regales Kaz Jr. with tales of stock market successes and legendary heists. The baby may not understand it all yet, but he's learning to recognize his uncle's voice and find comfort in those stories.

Playdates with Inej: Inej becomes Kaz Jr.'s honorary aunt, and she and Kaz plan playdates filled with activities that are a blend of physical fitness, stealth training, and finance lessons. They're convinced the baby will grow up to be a financial genius with ninja-like agility.

Protective Uncle Mode: Kaz can't help but be overprotective of Kaz Jr. He's been through too much in his own life, and he's determined to shield his nephew from the harshness of the world. He's the uncle who insists on the sturdiest crib, the safest car seat, and the most secure locks on the doors.

Family Bonding: Despite his eccentricities, Kaz's love for Kaz Jr. is unwavering. He sees the baby as a symbol of hope and a chance for a brighter future. Through all the stock market talks and heist stories, there's a genuine and deep bond forming between the two, one that will last a lifetime.

Hunger Games AU

I’m rewatching the Hunger Games, which means you all have to see as I throw yet another HG AU into the world. No, there are not enough already.

Kaz Brekker won his games at 13 years old. He’d volunteered for his brother, Jordie. Jordie had been 17, just about to age out of Reaping age. And yet, his name had been called when those papers were drawn from that stupid glass bowl. Kaz’s name had been in there 53 times, Jordie’s only 10. Despite being the runt of the litter, even in the Barrel District, Kaz had volunteered. And he’d won. He fought like a wild dog, with his nails and teeth. When they pulled him out and crowned him Victor, he’d thought at very least that he’d be going home to his brother. That all of it would have been worth it. He arrived back home to an empty house and an unmarked grave. He’d torn the house to pieces, leaving hardly more than its four walls intact. It had been home for a Victor, and Kaz hadn’t felt like he’d won much of anything. He became a mentor after that, and a good one too. But the Capitol never did quite trust him.

Inej Ghafa won her Games the following year. She was Kaz’s first tribute; although she had not technically been born in his District, her name had been reaped all the same. She had refused to fight, those first few days in the training center. Kaz hadn’t forced her. But he showed her what would happen to her if she chose not to fight. Recordings of the Games were kept for tributes to study, and he had not spared her any detail, had not allowed her to look away from the screen. She agreed to learn how to use a knife after that. She spent most of her Games hiding. Well, maybe that wasn’t the right word. She was not hiding, not out of fear, she was stalking. Tributes would fall with silver knives sticking from their throats, knives that had seemingly come from nowhere. She’d suffered at the hands of the Capitol after being crowned Victor. No one could deny the Capitol their darling.

Jesper Fahey was Kaz’s second tribute. A farm boy with a knack for shooting. There were no guns in the Games, that’d make it too easy, but he could shoot an arrow well enough. Kaz trained him hard, even harder than he’d trained Inej. Because while Inej could rely on her ability to disappear, Jesper was difficult to hide. The Capitol enjoyed his charismatic jokes, which helped Kaz get him enough sponsorships to win him the Games. The life of a Victor didn’t suit him and his father, but the gambling halls kept his mind off the memories.

Nina Zenik was the District One tribute during the following year, which happened to be a Quarter Quell. She was trained to kill since she was a child. They’d supressed her powers before letting her loose in the arena. It would be unfair to put a Grisha against Otkazat'sya. Not that she’d needed luck. A begrudging alliance formed between the careers, just like every other year. But this year was different. This year, the last two standing, regardless of district, would go home Victors. She’d taken a liking to Matthias Helvar, despite the fact that he seemed very keen on betraying her, and was determined to win with him by her side.

Matthias Helvar was the District Two tribute during the Quarter Quell. He’d been trained to leave no survivors, regardless of District. The Quarter Quell would allow two Victors, and he was determined to go home with the second District Two tribute. He didn’t know her, but she was Fjerdan, he didn’t need to know her. Allowing Nina to watch his back, he’d planned to betray her once the numbers had dwindled. He hadn’t calculated falling for the District One tribute. They were both crowned Victor, and became mentors in their respective Districts. Matthias avoided Nina as much as he could, the guilt of losing his district partner to save the life of a Grisha weighing heavily on his shoulders.

Wylan Van Eck was Capitol-born through and through. He had grown up oblivious to the struggles of the Districts. But when he had been deemed a disappointment by his father, he was forced into becoming a stylist for the Games. He worked with the tributes from the Barrel District. As a stylist, he was forced to watch the Games, watch the violence and brutality. He’d watch alongside Kaz as the tributes fell. If the Bastard of the Barrel was feeling particularly charitable, he’d tell Wylan when to close his eyes and avoid the worst of it. He wanted the Games gone, but with a Gamemaker as a father, he didn’t have much of a choice but to do what he was told, unless he wanted to end up in the arena too.

Wild Geraniums

INEJ GHAFA X FEM!READER

Fluff/ cute stuff.

Inej coming out to the crows when she's dating u :)

Warnings : mentions of Sexual abuse, sexual slavery, girlxgirl, Y/N is a girl. Lesbian relationship. (I'm not good @ writing warnings so basically if u read SoC and got out fine you can read this)

Inej P.O.V

The wraith.

The name whispered amoung the ranks of the Dregs had now been given to her beloved boat.

Inej sighed contently as she looked out at the blue sea before her.

The breeze knitted a soft braid into her dark hair, the sea salt scented winds filled her senses as her eyes fell on the city which was Ketterdam.

The crows had organised a little meeting, after a few years of not seeing eachother together, this was finally a week of rest, relaxation and fun for Inej. She wouldn't be going out to sea anymore. For a mont atleast.

Nina and Matthais had planned for the group to visit their house in Fjerda. Inej was thrilled to meet their son, who would be turning one this year. Jesper wanted to take them to meet his Da, Colm Fahey, whom Inej missed in all her travels. She was eager to see how Kaz had expanded the crow club. Wylan wanted to tour all over Shu Han and Ravka, and Inej wasn't one to object.

Inej laughed thinking of all the fun they'd have.

“Captain! We prepare to anchor?” a familiar voice perked up from behind Inej. She felt two arms wrap around her waist.

She knew who it was.

Y/N Y/L/N, her most trusted travel companion and most importantly—

Girlfriend

“ofcourse my love.” Inej laughed.

“Inej!” Jesper exclaimed, running toward the girl as she walked through the familiar doors of the crow club.

“Jes!” yelled Inej as Jesper twirled her in the air.

“Good to see you back, wraith, or should I say, captain Ghafa.” rasped Kaz from beside him, extending a gloved hand.

“Good to see you too, Kaz.” replied Inej, taking his hand in hers.

Inej's heart bubbled at the sight of her two brothers, or the closest thing she had to them.

“Where are Nina and Matthais?” she asked.

“They arrived a about thirty minutes ago. Wylan went to pick them up.” answered Jesper.

“Are they bringing their son?”

“I think they are. Not sure.” Kaz scratched the back of his head.

“Inej, my love, where do I put my luggage?” huffed Y/N as she pulled in a huge chest like suitcase.

“My love? Who is she, Inej?” asked Jesper, repeating Y/N’s words in shock.

Inej turned to Kaz, face flushing furiously, hoping to see disappointment of some sort. But instead, she found him grinning madly from ear to ear.

He wore a look. A look which asked , ‘are you both together? When ? Where? How? Tell me.’

Inej smiled shyly.

“I thought I'd tell you all. Together.”

“Tell us what together?” Called Wylan from the doorway.

“Wylan!” Inej cheered.

The boy barreled toward her, wrapping her up in a tight hug.

“We. Have. So. Much. To. Talk about!” squealed Wylan, squeezing Inej's palms.

“Inej! There's my favourite pirate!” before Inej could process, Nina Zenik had her engulfed in her welcoming arms, joined by Matthais Helvar and a certain little child.

“Nina! Saints, it's been long!” Inej chuckled, wiggling out of the corpse witch’s grip.

“Okay okay! We need to go out for waffles! That's a must!” yelled Nina. “And this, is Feliks Sven Helvar, my adorable little boy.” Nina held up a small child.

“Hello, Little one.” cooed Inej, holding out her finger for the infant, who gladly took it.

He was an adorable tiny blend of Nina and Matthais. He had Matthais’s Fjerdan nose, and Nina's Ravkan warm forest green eyes. He had ombre hair, blonde locks like his father, which were brown at the roots like his mother's.

“So, Inej here, has a little something to tell us.” Jesper cleared his throat and gestured between Inej and Y/N.

“Oh! Who's this?” asked Wylan.

“ I'm Y/N Y/L/N, part of Inej's amazing crew.” grinned the girl, sinking into a bow.

“ And, my girlfriend.” said Inej, wrapping her arm around Y/N's waist.

Y/N's expression was shocked. Are you sure about this? She mouthed uncertainty.

It's not that you were embarrassed of your relationship. You were very affectionate, leaving springs of wild Geraniums in Inej's cups, her hats, and her books. Buying her thoughtful gifts. Hugging her and cuddling her whenever you got the chance to. But Inej knew the fact why you cast her that look.

No one knew about their relationship. So far, only a few among their crew and Inej's parents knew.

Inej was scared about how the crows would react about her intrest in girls, she hoped that something bad wouldn't happen.

Y/N was shipped from a few brothels and bawds before Inej freed her. She had no family. Her trauma probably lead her to fear what others might think of her being not so straight.

Inej faced the same fear. She knew the crows wouldn't be mad or weird about her interests. But saints, Inej had to worry.

“Oh my saints! We need to celebrate! With waffles ofcourse.” Nina cut the silence.

Jesper was the first to laugh. The others followed. Even Kaz let out a small chuckle.

“ Welcome to the family Y/N Y/L/N.” Said Jesper, pulling you into a hug.

“ We're so happy to meet you.” Wylan joined the hug.

Soon, Inej saw her whole group of friends, including Kaz, coddled around a very happy Y/N.

“Thank you f-for accepting me.” said Y/N, voice no higher than a whisper.

Inej looked at her girlfriend with happy tears in her eyes.

Y/N lunged forward into Inej's arms. Inej returned the gesture with a kiss on her forehead.

“Waffles.” Nina perked up.

“ Yes Nina. Waffles.” Kaz rolled his eyes. “Tell me how you took care of her while pregnant? Is this how your tree god paid you for my tree jokes?” he asked Matthais.

The Fjerdan let out a booming hearty laugh, starting the child in his arms.

“So, Y/N.” Jesper began, bouncing from one foot to another. “ What is Inej's favourite flower?” he raised a brow.

“ Wild Geraniums.” replied Y/N, pulling out a spring of the said flower from her pockets.

“This calls for a celebration!” yelled Wylan.

The rest of the crows smiled, nodding in agreement.

Justice for v.phogat.

She protested against the government in 2023. She competed in the 48kg, 50kg and 53kg categories in various games. She's the first Indian woman wrestler to secure gold in Asian games and Commonwealth games. She was the first Indian woman to qualify for Olympic wrestling finals.

She beat a world champion this year. She lost 1.5 kilograms in a night. She overexerted herself.

She was disqualified for being 100g overweight.....

Did she deserve this?

Naw cuz she adopted me a while back

Ashok: How many kids do you have?

Bhumika: Biologically? Emotionally? Or legally?

Chat Gpt, you're great, but you failed me

Really, wtf.

Someone.... Give me.... Art commisions.... PLEASE 🥺😭🥺🥺🥺🥺

KENJI - UGHHHH JULIETTE WHY DO YOU LIKE AARON SO MUCH

JULIETTE - theres many reasons but I have a feeling you don’t actually want to hear them so please tell me, what did my husband do

KENJI - WHAT DIDNT HE DO, first he ate a cookie with a knife and fork again, second HE ORGANISED MY WARDROBE AND AFTER THAT HE GAVE ME 50 BUCKS AND TOLD ME TO STOP STARING AND TO BUY MYSELF SOMETHING SPECIAL

JULIETTE - oh boy

KENJI - YES

JULIETTE - to be fair, you got your wardrobe organised for free and he gave you 50 dollars so I don’t understand why your complaining do much

KENJI - BUT HE ATE A COOKIE WITH A KNIFE AND FORK, THATS NOT OK

JULIETTE - i will admit that is a little odd, I’ll talk to him about it

KENJI - THANK YOU