Latest Posts by theawkwardarchaeopteryx - Page 5

WOAH THERE! Save some art skills for the rest of us!

How's everyones friday going 🤡

WHAT

WE'RE WILLING TO PAY ANY PRICE

i will personally fight todd phillips for every deleted scene from joker

BITCH

Okay... I didn't expect this raw love for Joker when I got the notification. 😂😳

i’m just here to say that...

that THIS is the sight you’d see while J is absolutely RAWING AND DEMOLISHING YOU IN THESE SHEETS and I’M SORRY BUT WOW I JUST HAD TO SAY IT

Get you a boyfriend/girlfriend who doesn't look at you the way Winnie the Pooh looks at an oppressive totalitarian regime

Arthur Fleck Headcanons

i haven’t written anything in a long time, so please forgive me for my rambling ways of writing. all of my writing has a reader with a larger body type in mind, so apologies if that’s a bother. enjoy? :-)

Weiterlesen

This I second and third!

I have a headcannon that this Joker doesnt tolerate women or children being harrassed or abused. Anyone being harrassed for that matter.

If Joker saw a man telling a woman to acknowledge him, or to smile at him, Joker would warn the man to back the fuck off. If the man didn't, Joker casually shoots the guy.

If any blood gets on the girl, he'd offer his handkerchief to her.

If Joker sees a trans person being beaten, he doesn't even bother to threaten. He shoots the assailants without question.

Anyways, I just really love this idea of Joker being a vigilante of justice against sexual harrassment of any kind. 💜💜💜

What if thex associate me with Filthy Frank's songs tho 👌🏽😂💕

imagine someone listening to a song and thinking of you

I need to see this in 4D to truly believe it

ATTENTION!

When Arthur kisses,

he uses both hands

to hold their face.

Thank you for your time.

I CAME HERE FOR A GOOD TIME WHY

Hey I'm in this picture and I don't like it

Omf- I can't 💀😂😂

Same. It helps me a lot during exams and when feeling especially down.

Does anyone else do this with characters they're in love with?

In the past 5 years of my life, from like, 28 to now 33 years old, I use the character I'm in love with as my 'imaginary friend' as it where.

I talk to them about my current struggles through my self hate/depression/fears throughout my waking hours. When I'm having a really bad day at work, I feel them standing or walking beside me, usually squeezing my hand.

I go to bed with them laying next to me, imagining them making sure I sleep and don't cry too much.

They give me encouragement throughout the day, like, 'You can do this.' 'I'm right here with you.' 'I know this hurts but it will pass.' 'You're beautiful to me.'

They tell me not to throw up my meals when the temptation is high, and to not think I'm fat and ugly as I fight back my eating disorder.

In the past it was Loki or Thor, and now it's Arthur Fleck.

He's right there with a smile and magic trick when I'm in tears, or a hug and gentle kiss when I'm feeling so disgusted with myself.

He calls me 'Sweetheart'

I just wondered if anyone else uses the characters they currently adore like this. 💜

Why is all of this breaking my heart my feelimgs are leaking

Arthur Fleck's Arkham Document from Joker (2019)

Honestly tried to sharpen it up a bit so it's readable, but doctors handwritings are the absolute worst.

What I got from this (left to right):

Arthur only made it to 10th grade. (Or lower)

He has never been married and has no kids. (We know this)

He's somewhere around in his early 30's. Probably 33-34 years old.

There was indeed only 1 bedroom in the apartment he stayed in with Penny, which could only mean he slept on the couch the entire time. (As some of us already suspected)

The physician doesn't even know where the hell to begin with Arthur's state, so it's written, "Laughing all the time. I don't know happy or what."

Arthur WORKS HIS ASS OFF to provide for himself and Penny as seen where it's checked off by 49-59 hours for working in the past week. (The average working hours per week is 40 hours. At least where I'm from)

The physician then wrote, "I wish I did know" but I'm not sure for which of the questions.

Then where the 'yes' is checked off for if Arthur has a permanent disability, the physical drew a little arrow where he/she then wrote, "I really don't understand."

Nicely done!

Joker 2019

The best movie of 2019

I’d endure the wrath of Hell just to see Arthur happy. And that’s a fact.

Feeling called out has never felt so... brotherly (or sisterly?). Good to know that there are so many pthers who experience/do this.

here’s to the kids that use fictional characters as a way of coping. here’s to the kids that stay up late crying to their favourite characters. here’s to the kids that imagine their favourite character by their side when they’re experiencing bad anxiety in public. here’s to the kids that need works of fiction to keep on surviving.

Life mood.

I can only hyperfixate on 1 character at a time or ill die.

This is cursed I'll never forget this post

Mmm watcha say

Print this. Put it on your fridge. Choose which Chris Pratt you want to have as an inspiration and act accordingly. There’s no wrong choice here.

She seems so lovely!

These brilliant paintings were made by Duane Bryers, the artist responsible for my all-time favourite pin-up girl. Hilda is not only sexy, but she has a distinct personality that I don’t see in the other girls of her category. While most pin-ups are simply eye candy, Hilda makes me laugh and marvel at her adorable down-to-earth-ness.

LMAO I legit thought you meant the guy who said "I'm the joker baby" with Jokerman and I was so confused I'm dead

if the jokerman ever said to me “you wanna know how i got these scars” or whatever i would just be like no

Beyond breathtaking

@KRK_1010

Same here. Since I was a kid I imagined my favs to get happier and more confident. It's really heartwarming.

I nearly cried at work today so I went out back, shut my eyes and thought of how strong, kind and good Arthur is. I thought of Joker and his smile and the following mental images and daydreams from those thoughts kept me from crying. If Arthur can make it through a day, so can I. I hope he’d be proud of me.

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

“card but he didnt care. he … seltser. I left the store with …  my pocket.  wondered what I could … it when I noticed that there was an ambulance and the paramedics were standing over the homeless man. I walked over because i was interested in what happend to him as I got near them I heard them say “what a way to go, on the sidewalk” what?? can you imagine that??? dead on the sidewalk with people stepping over you. maybe hes happier but i dont want to die with peopl just stepping over me. I want people to see me. i just hope my death makes more cents than my life imagine you hole life ends on a sidewalk. I wonder how old he was and how long no one cared about him for … was probably a drunk, what?? … suppost to take care of every drunk … job?? its about time … realistic about what were … more jokes”

please look up where and how river phoenix passed away and read this again

The Hyena 'cause my laughs rlly annoying

The Joker + tv tropes

Same. My sense of humor may be broken but at least I'm having my fun

I literally find everything funny, so it’s all good.

tag yourself, I am sksksk

Me, looking at myself: I'm about to end this man's whole career