Idk Whats With The Fanfics Tonight But This Shits Hurting Man

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i have arachnophobia and tried to play kill it with fire and it was not as therapeutic as i thought it would be

hey did you know in the spectacular spider-man show, peter and mary jane have a 'open relationship' and both go on dates with other people and in one instance mary jane actually encourages gwen stacy to go on a date with peter

i just think it's neat :)

if the government didn't manufacture himbos for the weird kids in middle-high school, there would be chaos in the streets. ths government created himbos to keep the goths in check

me, writing: how many vowels can i add before this sound ends up summoning something

Why are they like this?

this is the first year that my parents have actually looked at my grades during finals and its so funny seeing them freak out over the low test scores that ive been getting for years by now

my mother and i work in the same office sometimes and her watch updated and now makes noise when she gets a notification which causes my tinnitus to act up but i don't want to be a dick and tell her that i want her to turn it off because she literally said she liked it last week-

i haven't worn my retainers in months and god i forgot how helpful ibuprofen is with the readjustment pain

Random question, but I'm curious

For my two cents, I'd like to be shorter. Just a little guy.