Guess Who Finally Finished The Main Part Of Their Final And Can Now Draw Poolverine Without Feeling Guilty??

me: aw yeah look at me i learned how to use chopsticks in under three minutes im so smart :)

me four minutes earlier: ooooo look, two day old sushi leftovers!!

once a year i get obsessed with sugared strawberries despite the fact that i am allergic to berries and it makes my mouth hurt and gives me a headache and cramps but fuck its so good

i have arachnophobia and tried to play kill it with fire and it was not as therapeutic as i thought it would be

i try to make a wholesome, playable, funny joke character and it evolves into a pathetic lump of a man who puts everything before himself and would do anything to protect those he loves

my mother and i work in the same office sometimes and her watch updated and now makes noise when she gets a notification which causes my tinnitus to act up but i don't want to be a dick and tell her that i want her to turn it off because she literally said she liked it last week-

this is me before the new spider verse movie!! i'm so excited!!!! :D

google docs does NOT understand how to spell check 3 different languages on one document lol

someone convince me to not drop this fucking class that i'm still failing after putting over fourty make-up-work hours into

holds them gently

they're literally me

It’s important they have someone to trust… 💗