Me, Leaning Across The Bar And Twirling My Hair: So, You Come Here Often

goofy man

the feeling i have when i realize that the thing that i thought was due last week is due this week is orgasmic

update pt 2: apparently its a manic episode :D im gonna try to force myself to sleep now because im in hysterics :D

24 hours of insomnia brought to you by my latest manic episode (feat. anxiety, procrastination, and 3 shots of espresso)

that one breed of chickfila commercial always manages to find me at my most overstimulated

hey did you know in the spectacular spider-man show, peter and mary jane have a 'open relationship' and both go on dates with other people and in one instance mary jane actually encourages gwen stacy to go on a date with peter

i just think it's neat :)

okay so i bombed the algebra test(s) and probably failed the class but Spanish went well :D

i have two tests that i am undoubtedly going to bomb tomorrow and i had to plan my outfit around not having to say a color in Spanish and so that it's less visible when i'm sobbing over my math test :)

reblogging for affirmations and balls 😍😍😍🥰🥰

Daily Affirmations

I. am. enough.

I am. a beautiful person.

Everything. is going to be okay.

I am deserving. of love.

My balls. are huge.

I am allowed. to feel happy.

He may act tough but his ass is goofy. I just know it.

i haven't worn my retainers in months and god i forgot how helpful ibuprofen is with the readjustment pain

i cant draw to save my life so i'm making a minecraft skin of my dnd character :)