Working on Tarot cards
 Being poly is like having roommates, but you don’t feel awkward after you kiss, or do the deed with them 
I am so bad at captchas that it makes me think maybe I am a robot
Shitty Narrator aesthetic: do you guys think that stanley and the narrator ever explored each other’s bodi- [i am violently expunged from the narrative]
I AM NOT
A MONSTER FUCKER
I JUST WANT
TO FUCK A MONSTER
On a mission
Reblog if Stan is banned in your state
“Maybe it goes without saying, but we’re looking for family from the moment we’re born. Turns out, we just never know where we’re going to find it.”
Sometimes a family is a Bear, a Big Man, and a Sweet Tooth ♥
Preacher trying to discourage students from having premarital sex