When I Grow Up I Want To Be Unexplainable Phenomena

❗️ New Quest

Trans your gender for pride month

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i am a boop slut. a slut for boops. i see a boop button? i boop. and then i boop again.

The best part of driving: being able to drive your homies who can't drive themselves places.

A close second best part of driving: having the power to just Decide you're pulling over in the closest place you can when you see a stray kitten next to the busiest fucking intersection there is for a thirty mile radius.

fun fact, the name of this file is GRRRRR BARK BARK

A little doodle of Dylan

I love shipping "problematic" ships that cause people outrage 🤭

The five stages of incest guilt tho

hey babe are yous a gargoyle because yous the only goyle id gargle

“Maybe it goes without saying, but we’re looking for family from the moment we’re born. Turns out, we just never know where we’re going to find it.”

Sometimes a family is a Bear, a Big Man, and a Sweet Tooth ♥