“these names are meaningful in a way that a given name cannot be because these are determined by your being. you are no longer defined by a name that was given to you as a child. you are free to manifest your own true nature with a name you create” is one of the most genuinely touching things ive ever heard as a trans person and im struggling to accept that it came from a polygon shitpost video about an 11-page hideo kojima name generator
can’t wait to do a full listen through of my top 100 songs in order and get to the part where it goes straight from “see the day” to “verbatim”
this one goes out to those of you with Daddy Issues.
brian: “i am the daddy and i will be awoken”
brian: “hell yeah i got big yeetused”
brian: “mama mia papa pia” (alternatively, chat: “mama mia papa piss”, brian: “who allowed mama mia papa piss in chat?”, jenna: “it was me!”)
chat: “pat looks like an evil lumberjack”
simone: “somebody’s telling me in chat that furries are not allowed, why? is someone in a fursuit?” pat: “yeah it’s me and furries are allowed”
pat: “summer is nude hot dog season, fall is chili dog season”
pat: *raises his hand to talk* *to josh* “what is your favorite song to play on saxophone?”
brian: *sings entire oblivion theme*
brian trying to talk about soup and getting interrupted by game distress
pat trying to talk about soup and getting interrupted by game distress
simone trying to talk about soup and getting interrupted by game distress
josh: “i don’t have anything to say about soup”
josh entering gamer stance and legit not talking for the entire round to focus
I was so focused on investigating the inner machinations of this bulbous boy
That i never asked why i was investigating
(been fiddling with this one for a few weeks, i promise i’ll draw something non-polygon related one day :’))
Anyway, as we enter cold & flu season in the YEAR of corona, this will come in very handy.
This was created by Vox and if you look at small print, you'll find the sources used to create the table.
Obviously there are exceptions and we're getting conflicting and new information about covid-19 all the time but by mid-august, I believe we certainly had observed enough cases for experts to put this together at least.
pahpah..... will a new dark souls be there.... in the light..?
why are videos that my phone make about bdg so much funnier than i will ever be
An anon wanted it…that’s the ONLY reason this blog is rapidly becoming a Polygon fashion fan account.
“Bury Me in this Outfit I’m Extremely Serious”
Honestly why do people wear black suits when they could wear blue suits all the time??? Why wear a plain shirt when you could wear florals??? Very good outfit that can withstand a very active dream ballet. infinity/10
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Favorite Quotes from this month’s Overboard:
“Hurt me.” - Clayton Ashley
“We will have peace when your people are dead.” - Patrick “then Perish” Gill
“You’re my work wife! …Bitch!” - Simone de Rochefort
“When you say my last name, it hurts extra bad.” - Patrick Gill
“Which of you only tells truth and which one of you only tells lies?” - Patrick Gill
“No, my brain will explode if I touch this.” - Simone de Rochefort
“When will my ships return from the Warp?” - Brian David Gilbert
“Brian, you managed to betray me even when you weren’t trying.” - Simone de Rochefort
I also loved Brian dragging Jenna to victory just to spite Clayton.
until the very last line of this i thought this was about the great gatsby and i was Supremely Confused
Y’know that bit from Gil and Gilbert where Pat just picks Brian up and holds him over his shoulder for a good three minutes and when he puts him down somehow Brian is the winded one? Daisy and Jon