Tfw You Realize Both Of Your Boyfriends Are Complete Himbos Who Do Not Realize The Consequences Of Their

a bdg fancam to how to be a heartbreaker, because why not (watch my other fancams here)

if i may be so bold as to add commentary outside of tags-

vang0’s sweater was supposed to feature him holding up his hand symbol. it closer resembles... a fleshy blob with a mustache, but if anyone asks him, it’s “modern art. you-you wouldn’t understand” and accompanied almost every time by a scoff.

dasha’s was, in theory, going to be her pistols. instead it just has a big square of yellow yarn in the middle. she tells burger it looks just like them, and awkwardly slots them together to form a vaguely rectangular shape. he’s thrilled by this.

(they team up to make him a sweater; dasha acquires the supplies and vang0 learns to knit in order to make it. it is an equally unrecognizable mismash of colors that they explain sheepishly was supposed to be-

“a burger!” burger chainz exclaims, and hugs it tight to his chest. to this day dasha still has no fucking clue how he managed to figure it out.)

lately I have been thinking of a bunch of different characters crocheting because haha I do that

and now I am thinking about Burger Chainz making Dasha and Vang0 sweaters that look... kinda bad

but they both wear them anyways because Burger made them so they have to and they can’t let BURGER know they’re not actually that good, it’ll make him sad

still sad i didn’t get to hear “three voices one heart six eyes” at the end of the pod

nothing worse than being in an emergency situation

where you cant stay at home tonight

and you realize you only have 3 friends who could maybe host you for a night

and all of them cancel

so you have to stay

they also mentioned!!! that we might be getting!!!!!! rereleases of ladybug and follow through!!!! GAH im so eXCITED hhh

good evening the altogether nation how are we feeling

Anyway, as we enter cold & flu season in the YEAR of corona, this will come in very handy.

This was created by Vox and if you look at small print, you'll find the sources used to create the table.

Obviously there are exceptions and we're getting conflicting and new information about covid-19 all the time but by mid-august, I believe we certainly had observed enough cases for experts to put this together at least.

when pat laughs so hard he starts coughing rb if u agree

sorry about this one but im right