TMNT Grind

Bruce “I’ve never said a completely truthful sentence in my life” Wayne and Clark “living lie detector” Kent are the funniest pairing for identity porn dialogue. Like Bruce is just spinning increasingly impressive lie after lie and Clark just has to stand there and give it to him because hell if not a word of what that twink just said was true.

this looks good! can't wait to read the full chapter and see what you write next!

this has inspired me to publish my first chapter within the next few days!

Genuine Question but does anyone know if there are any good Cody Is Onyx Prime Fanfics? Like that's the main focus?

I do that in my Human Partners AU but I really wanna read some

Never got the chance to get into Rescue bots so,, how about (as a request), your choice of human character finding out from your choice of rescue bot, about Team Prime and what Team Prime's doing on Earth while Rescue Bots are here doing their jobs. Or learning something about TFP cons

As serious or silly as you like, no pressure

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hiya! ooo this idea seems cool!

if you have the time, i totally recommend rescue bots! especially since its connected to TFP and RiD2015.

Maybe the humans of team prime find their way to the rescue bots hehe, thank you for the request! (and for the welcome!)

this will forever be my favourite thing and lowkey i'm tempted to write a fic

New sibling lore just dropped

is this a prompt? may i have it?

Batman gets hit with a love spell during battle that knocks him out and will make him fall in love with the first person he sees when he wakes up. The league takes him back to the tower and while they wait for Zatanna or Dr Fate to come help break the spell they all agree Superman should be who Batman sees and he can deal with a lovestruck Batman. Only, when Bruce wakes up and sees Superman, he doesn't act any differently. He just gets up and demands a mission report and tries to go about business as usual, much to everyone's confusion (and to the disappointment of Hal, who had his phone out ready to record). They explain the love spell and wonder why nothing happened and Bruce just says that obviously it didn't work and to not worry too much about it.

The spell did work it's just that Bruce was already in love with Superman so nothing actually changed outwardly. Zatanna gets there a few days later and examines him, and is also confused bc there's definitely a love spell on him and there's no reason it shouldn't be working. To prevent her from looking further into it and making a big deal, Bruce, in private, hints at why there might not be any effects. Zatanna gets it and agrees to remove the spell and say that it just wasn't that strong after all.

Everybody seems to accept that explanation and move on, except for Clark, who knows his best friend is hiding something and he's determined to find out what.

omg this is sooo cute and could make for such a cute angst fic

no ok i started spiraling into animated jazzwave ideas too its actually awful

i am so obsessed with this

but in a healthy way

So, I know the fandom (myself very included) love to talk about JLA playing fuck marry kill with Brucie Wayne as an option...but I offer an alternative. Bruce overhears a conversation between Clark, Diana, and Hal.

Clark: No I mean if we're playing, I'd fuck you Diana, obviously it would be a wonderful night--

Diana: and all the way into the morning, obviously

Clark: Obviously. And I'd marry Batman, so sorry Hal, I guess you gotta go.

Hal, outraged: Marry Bats???? Over Me???

Clark: Yeah, hello, have you seen him? No offense and all, but if you get the chance to sleep with wonder woman you kinda have to. And if I marry Batman I get sweet gadgets, nerdy banter, awful coffee, and I get to use the little ears on the cowl as handles while I bend him over the breakfast table every morning.

(plot twist, Clark totally knows Batman's there and this is his extremely weird and roundabout way of flirting)

This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!

Yes I’m looking at them disrespectfully. I’m also looking at them asexually. They can coexist.