OKOKOKOKOKOKEVERYBODYITSHAPPENINGMOTIVATIONTOTALKABOUTMYSILLYOCSISHAPPENINGOHDEARGOD-*explodes*
I FOUND OUT HOW TO CHANGE THE COLOUR‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
Anyways I would like to talk about my silly scrunkly oc Laurence.
• ADHD
• Used to work full time as a Warden but only works part time now(if that's even possible)
• My boy came in with a 3-in-1 package for every possible whatever-sickness. Poor silly cant ride in cars,buses,boats,planes without nausea tagging along
• Used to have a wife(But she turned out to be an evil lil siren-fish-thing)
• Sorta has another partner called Ezra who he met on a bus and the only reason they interacted because Laurence's travel-sickness was acting up and Ezra was like "Yo u ok?"
• He has AppleJack's accent
• Silly pansexual boi
• Sucks at comforting people so if anything happens just expect a very awkward few pats on the back.
• Touch-starved little hamlet
• If the term "sensitive stomach" was a real human person it'd be him
• My boy cannot go on rollercoasters *wipes tear from eye*
• Flinching trauma
• Lucky for him, his momma is still alive(not for long though😊)
• Really hates raising his voice bc it messes up his vocals and he sounds like a dying ferret for the remainder of the day
• Heavy sleeper. Will go out like a light.
• Cant go backwards on a train
• Has this unicorn teddy(which is for some reason upright and the excact hight of a 4 year old child and is missing an eye) who he named 'Earl' and he has a very strong attachment to Earl.
• Cat person with fox energy
• Has orange-tinted glasses(cant see stuff without them) which take up most of his face.
• Deathly terrified of chickens. We still dont know why. He 𝑠ℎ𝑢𝑑𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑠 at the mention of chickens
• Also scared of thunder, the dark and heights.
• If you're ever in car with him 𝑝𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑓𝑒𝑡𝑦 𝑜𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑠𝑎𝑛𝑖𝑡𝑦 𝑝𝑢𝑡 ℎ𝑖𝑚 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑛𝑡.
• Has had alchohol on four occassions and never touched it again.
• Low-key overworks himself
• Has this thing where everyday he just has a 1-3 hour nap and we have no idea why.
• Yes he can purr don't question it
• Loves any soft physical contact with his hair. Boi has the floof. Head/Hair strokes? Love it. Head scritchies? Love it.
• If you ever hug him please expect him to not let go. He's stuck to you now. Deal with it.
• Hand holding is a big yes. Loves it
• Did I mention the touch-starved thing?
Ok bye now
I AM GENUINELY TWEAKING HAT TRICK IS LIKE THE BEST FNAF SONG IVE HEARD AND WHEN I TELL YOU I'VE BEEN SO EXCITED ABOUT IT ALL DAY BC LIKE THE MINUTE I WOKE UP MY BRAIN WAS JUST GOING "ITS TODAY ITS TODAY ITS TODAY-"
CHAT I FOUND OUT THAT NIGHT×HOST(NOIST) EXISTS AND THAT THERE'S A DEMONHUNTER!AU FOR THEM AND IM ACTUALLY TWEAKING I LOVE THEM SM NOW NEW FAV SHIP
(i am gonna try and find another match for Ezzy dw yall)
Edit: Nvm yall Night×Necromancer Mark is still here sorry Noist Shippers😓
{This is what boredom does to a person take notes peeps}
{ofc im starting with glitchy turtle alphebetical order people}
• Purrs
• Can control electronic/mobile devices
• Suprisngly warm bc of the amount of electricity being produced from him
• Oh he 𝒕𝒐𝒕𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 hisses
•F a n g s
• Demon tail because I said so
• The tail works similiar to a dog's/cat's (E.G: Wagging when happy, lashing when mad, ect)
• My boy will eat ANYTHING edible(except those muscle-shell things those suck ass)
• Can accidentally cause static shocks w̶h̶o̶s̶a̶y̶s̶i̶t̶s̶a̶n̶a̶c̶c̶i̶d̶e̶n̶t̶
• Has a sorta reddish gradient from the tips of his claws down to around half of his forearms
• Bring up any of his intrests. You'll never shut him up
• God help anyone who tries to hurt his friends or S/O.
• Make fun of his intrests. I dare you.
• Surprisingly loves cuddles? Because yes?
• Curls up like a cat bc yes.
• Actually loves turtles. Won't admit it but he loves them.
• t̶o̶t̶a̶l̶l̶y̶d̶i̶d̶n̶t̶b̶e̶g̶m̶a̶r̶v̶i̶n̶t̶o̶m̶a̶g̶i̶c̶a̶t̶u̶r̶t̶l̶e̶f̶o̶r̶h̶i̶s̶b̶i̶r̶t̶h̶d̶a̶y̶
• He 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 find any sugar you're hiding.
{Probs won't have as much as Anti but yk we'll see}
• Oh yeah defintely purrs too
• GENDERFLUID AND YOU CAN PRY THAT FROM MY COLD DEAD CLAWS
• Also has demon tail bc yes
• SHADOW/VOID MANIPULATION‼️
• Aura changes colour based on who's taking "control" of the body. Blue if it's Damien, Red if it's Celine(my wife fr trust🙏)
• Naturally cold bc well they're basically a 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 messed up corpse and will cuddle for warmth
• Bc he's naturally cold he absoloutley DESPISES Winter. Heat's turned all the way up, 50 layers of weighted blankets, you get the idea
• f a n g s
• Doesn't really get sick but there's still that icky feeling hanging around
• Two of almost every organ bc its two peeps in a body so yeah
• If the black cat was a person
• I like the idea of EldritchHorror!Dark and that how we see Dark in WKM, ADWM, AHWM, ect is the form he uses so that they don't scare us or anyone in the manor accidentally.
All for now {how 2 change text colour on mobile yall help}
Very late at night I'm running low on energy I'm tired as hecc but here's Markiplier/Jacksepticeye(happy bday dude) egos as things I have said
Host: I have decided that I no longer want to be here.
Murdock: I will consume your eyes like grapes
The Author: I'm going to eat the skin in between each of your fingers
Darkiplier: ShadowMilk if you can hear this PLEASE come home
God of Night: I'm slim shaky yes I'm real shaky
The Necromancer: Why can't we link arms and frolic down the pathway together :(
Wilford: Look at this hat, sexiest hat in the world
Actor: PLEASECOMEHOMEIMBEGGINGPLEASE
Google: You mention him and I'm gonna yap so hard you'd rather prefer being next to a rocket engine then me
Bing: Oi, "dude" is my thing >:<
Chase Brody: The Compressing Hallway of Doom😰
Antisepticeye: I don't get the fuss really, you can get away with anything if you don't get caught
JJ: My brain isn't braining
Henrik: Wanna know what "Birth Control Pills" in German is? Antibabypillen
Robbie: [...] please it's 6:55 my brain doesn't work at this time
Marvin: Wanna see some real magic? *leaves the room*
JBM: *redesigning MLP characters* Yeah I'm doing my homework :/
Celine(my wife fr): I don't care I'm not interested in Wizard Cookie >:<
Celci: *fixes one thing* I swear I do everything in this house
Mack: Totally understand definitely makes so much sense thank you so much for definitely and clearly understanding me *peak sarcasm*
Damien: I could treat him better smh😔
I am so sorry if I missed anybody I'll add those to the next part😔😔😔😔😔
ᵒᵏ ʸᵃᵖᵖˢ ᵗʰⁱˢ ⁱˢ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᶠⁱʳˢᵗ ᵗⁱᵐᵉ ʷʳⁱᵗⁱⁿᵍ ˣ ᵍᵉⁿᵈᵉʳ ⁿᵉᵘᵗᵘʳᵃˡ ᶠᵃⁿᶠⁱᶜ ᵉˢᵖᵉᶜⁱᵃˡˡʸ ᶠᵒʳ ᵘʳ ᶠᵃᵛ ⁱᵖˡⁱᵉʳ ᵉᵍᵒ ᵒᵏ ʸᵒᵘʳᵉ ᵈᵒⁱⁿᵍ ᵃᵐᵃᶻⁱⁿᵍ ᵘʳ ᵈᵒⁱⁿᵍ ˢᵒ ʷᵉˡˡ ᵃⁿᵈ ⁱ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ʰᵒᵖᵉ ⁿᵒᵇᵒᵈʸ ˢᵉᵉˢ ᵗʰⁱˢ ˢⁱˡˡʸ ᵖᵉᵖ ᵗᵃˡᵏ ⁱᵐ ᵍⁱᵛⁱⁿᵍ ᵐʸˢᵉˡᶠ ˡᵒˡˢ
ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵇᵉ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵇᵉ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ᵘʳ ᵈᵒⁱⁿᵍ ˢᵒ ʷᵉˡˡ ʸᵃᵖᵖˢ ᵏᵉᵉᵖ ᵍᵒⁱⁿᵍ
Summary: You've noticed feathers only belonging to your lover scattered everywhere and you decide to find out why
TW: None
Notes: Author is called Ozzy(Yes I will be using this name unless I decide to change it lol)
They were everywhere.
Feathers. Everywhere.
You sighed as you scooped up a handful of tiny fluffy feathers and plopped them into a bag. This was the 𝒇𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒕𝒉 time today, why were there feathers everywhere? You hadn't the slightest clue. What you 𝒅𝒊𝒅 know was that every last feather belonged to your lover and it was time to find out why they were 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆.
You carefully opened the door to Ozzy's room. Careful not to startle him. It was mostly silent apart from the usual ruffle of wings.
"Hey Oz," you said as you made your way inside, placing the 𝒕𝒉𝒓𝒆𝒆 bags of feathers on a nearby desk.
Ozzy spun around on his spinny-chair and faced you. Quickly eyeing the three bags, realising what this was about and slowly began to push himself back agaisnt the wall.
You knew moving too fast would scare him, but it was only way to catch him before he flapped himself off somewhere. You slowly began to move towards him, almost prowling, like a stalking cat, hunting prey.
"𝑂𝑧𝑧𝑦," you sighed, "Come on, it's okay. I just need to see what's going on."
Of course he wasnt listening. It was common for him to comepletely ignore another person. Casual Ozzy behaviour. Now wasn't the time. You needed to see what was going on. And it was clear Oz was worried about you finding out.
"Ozzy, please, I-" you were distracted by the very rapid shake of Ozzy's wings, causing feathers to drift off them, like dust in the air after it's blown off a surface.
"Ah. I see." Conclusion made. Mystery of the feathers solved. Case closed. Ozzy had missed grooming day. Again. It wasn't uncommon for this to happen. Too busy focused on writing to realise. It's only a problem when the wings start to bother him, then the ruffling-shaking commences and feathers go 𝑓𝑙𝑦𝑖𝑛𝑔 everywhere.
You reached into your pocket, knowing you had that preening tool somewhere. You eventually found it. You lifted it into sight. A small, white object about the same size as the middle finger with width of the centre three fingers on the hand. Two curves were in the side, allowing for easy hand placement. Shaped almost similiar to a bird's beak.
"Ozzy, come on. It ain't gonna hurt you. All the bothering will vanish. You'll be fi-Yeah you ain't listening are you?"
No. The answer was no. Small unvolintary chirps of worry coming from your lover's mouth. That was the only noise you've heard from him so far.
Within seconds you had jumped straight for Ozzy, causing squawks and screeches of confusion and panic. Moments within your awsome leap of faith you'd already had him on the floor.
"You're getting those wings groomed wether you like it or not. Not that I need to say because I know you love it," You said. "If I let you go promise you wont flap away from me. I just need you to sit up so I can do this properly."
Ozzy had calmed down eventually. Taking in what was happening, nothing he could do to escape. He gave a deep sigh before responding,
"𝐹𝑖𝑛𝑒"
"Finally, you talked," you chuckle to yourself, letting Ozzy go so he could actually sit himself up. You held your grooming tool carefully and began to preen through your lover's feathers. Within seconds the purring had already started, only getting louder as the process continued. It wasn't long, only took a minute or two to finish.
"Ok, all done," you stated, patting Ozzy on the shoulder, smiling. He had melted completely on the bedside, purring loudly.
"Ok, I'll be back soon, hun. Love you."
His reply was submerged under his purring. You smiled again before leaving.
ᵒᵏ ʸᵃᵖᵖˢ ʸᵒᵘ ᵈⁱᵈ ʷᵒⁿᵈᵉʳᶠᵘˡ ᵗʰⁱˢ ᵇᵉᵗᵗᵉʳ ˡᵒᵃᵈ ⁱˢᵗᵍ
Hey Tumblr I need help is there any other app apart from Netflix where I can watch The Witcher bc I've tried like 75257357375357335628292947472919 other apps and they either don't have it or they do but u HAVE to stream it or SOME don't even let u search things up so uh pls help am in desperate need 🙏😔
(Call me Yapps!) TheUltimateYapper Cinematic Universe(Or the TUYCU). FT: Special interests, long yapp sessions, oc lore and AU stuff! ✨18✨
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