Darkiplier Headcanons
Darkiplier Headcanons
{oh yeah we are so back}
I heavily HC that Celine was "in control" during ADWM and Damien was "In control" in AHWM
The guy's got an absolute shit immune system(they're literally a dead corpse what do you expect) but surprisingly rarely gets sick and whenever they do it's litaral hell for them
If the temperatures drop anywhere below 5Β°C expect the heating on MAX
Kinda a demon
Ik I said this already but I'm making it 1000000% clear that is a HC I will die on; the guy friggin purrs
Oh yeah Touch-starved
Also allergic to vulnerability and showing most forms of human emotion
Hey so yk that cane Damien had? Yeah they've still got it. They actually still use it as one of their legs got pretty fucked up during that fall.
Oh yeah back issues are completely out of order.
They
Hurt
Like
Hell
Can barely sleep bc of them.
Oh yeah and if you do manage to get this guy asleep. They will be out cold. You are not waking them up. They are out.
Constant dull migraines bc of the ringing
He might be short but boi is their temper shorter
I forgot if I mentioned this last HC Roll but claws :D
Once they're out cold you are not waking this guy up until at least 1pm
Any later than 13:30 then something's up
Oh yeah idk if I mentioned this but yk how I said they got double of almost every organ? Ye well I came up with a nice lil hc that the guy's got not one, not two, but THREE hearts(each one being the soul's that they're made up of)
Oh yeah double organs makes hunger a nightmare
As well as nausea
Bc that guy's body works entirely different instead of build up(Like our bodies) it just happens. Any minute. Any second. It just happens.
Bc they use teleportation and all that fella's not used to being in normal human transport bc 1: ur magic just teleport it's easier and 2: ur litarally designed to make ppl uncomfortable 100% expect some looks.
This guy physically and mentally cannot function w/out coffee.
Bc they're technically separate from Mark they can get drunk and it's actually something I've seen alot in some fanfics.
Shadow tentacles. Do what you want with this information.
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I JUST GOT MY FIRST BADGE YEEEEEEEE
Sorry for infodumping about my special interest out of nowhere, you said a keyword and it activated my unskippable dialogue
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine "Past Tense, Pt. 1"
OC-VISION'S ROUND 3?
(this is NOT working I might have to call it off early :(
If ur new welcome to OC-VISION ROUND 3 if u ain't u know what this is :D
Very late at night I'm running low on energy I'm tired as hecc but here's Markiplier/Jacksepticeye(happy bday dude) egos as things I have said
Host: I have decided that I no longer want to be here.
Murdock: I will consume your eyes like grapes
The Author: I'm going to eat the skin in between each of your fingers
Darkiplier: ShadowMilk if you can hear this PLEASE come home
God of Night: I'm slim shaky yes I'm real shaky
The Necromancer: Why can't we link arms and frolic down the pathway together :(
Wilford: Look at this hat, sexiest hat in the world
Actor: PLEASECOMEHOMEIMBEGGINGPLEASE
Google: You mention him and I'm gonna yap so hard you'd rather prefer being next to a rocket engine then me
Bing: Oi, "dude" is my thing >:<
Chase Brody: The Compressing Hallway of Doomπ°
Antisepticeye: I don't get the fuss really, you can get away with anything if you don't get caught
JJ: My brain isn't braining
Henrik: Wanna know what "Birth Control Pills" in German is? Antibabypillen
Robbie: [...] please it's 6:55 my brain doesn't work at this time
Marvin: Wanna see some real magic? *leaves the room*
JBM: *redesigning MLP characters* Yeah I'm doing my homework :/
Bonuses!!!!
Celine(my wife fr): I don't care I'm not interested in Wizard Cookie >:<
Celci: *fixes one thing* I swear I do everything in this house
Mack: Totally understand definitely makes so much sense thank you so much for definitely and clearly understanding me *peak sarcasm*
Damien: I could treat him better smhπ
I am so sorry if I missed anybody I'll add those to the next partπππππ
How 2 take care of ur partner who is part Eldritch Horror/Demonic Entity- By Ozzy
{WARNING: These are ππππππππππ on how I percieve them in my universe.}
They LOVE warmth.
They go through something similiar to hibernation during the winter. Make sure you have the heat cranked ALL the way up as these entities don't survive very long in the cold.
They will turn into their demonic forms when stressed, pissed, ect. Try to keep them calm.
They LOVE physical attention.
They purr like cats! They can also hiss, growl, snarl, ect. Heck some can even howl and roar!
They can eat human food(as they are ππππ π part human) but if there's one thing you CANNOT give them it's fish. Any kind of fish. Do not give them fish. Unless you want them sick to their stomachs. Seriously. Don't give them fish.
"How will I know if they're sick?" Oh you'll know. You will know.
"Can I give them sweets?" Yeah you can. Just try not to give them πππ much.
They love being cuddled. Seriously. They love it.
"Can I give them alchohol?" Yeah as long as it's the legal age go ahead. Again, don't give them πππ much
Little heads up. They vomit void. Litaral void. Out of every.single.mouth.they.have.on.their.demonic. form.
Them shifting back into their normal form after whatever reason can leave them feeling icky for some time so just be wary.
They can create illusions and hypnotise peeps w/ their demonic-entity-powers.
So yeah. Ask any questions. "Can I have-" As long as it's the legal age and you have consent then do whatever.
Reblog if you're a writer who re-reads their own work for funsies.
What if I just made a JT Music community on here bc all the fans are not alive and active and I'm relying on like, 1 person for content
also sprongtrop surpremacy
Oc drop :D
This silly dude is The Concept of Abstraction(TCOA) and is one of the 5 Concepts of Reality(The others being Space, Time, Gravity and Reality itself). However due to their title being a bit too long and odd for society to take it right they're going under one main name "Christian" however he's insisted that whenever they're in battle that they should be called SkullCruncher because he said and I quote "Its really cool, defo will strike some fear into the minnows"
Anyways more information on them soon ye
Hey so I spent 10 minutes on this wonderful digital drawing on Ibis Paint X for our wonderful bby boi Darkiplier π
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(Call me Yapps!) TheUltimateYapper Cinematic Universe(Or the TUYCU). FT: Special interests, long yapp sessions, oc lore and AU stuff! β¨18β¨
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