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some smut and a little dash of fluff as requested by my love @staticpetrichor
enjoy! <3
tags: @illyrianbeauty @stardustsroses @thomasscresswell @slightlyrebelliouswriter23 @nomattertheoceans @twili-al @b00kworm @mysweetvilllain @clockworkgraystairs
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The High Queen did not like to be kept waiting.
Her thoughts tugged at the wistful promise of the taste of skin and the sweetness of lips, low murmurs that had been exchanged close to an hour ago now as the council meeting dragged on to unbearable lengths. Cardan’s presence in the chair at her side did nothing to help, his tail flicking back and forth across her thigh, tickling the bare skin exposed within the slit of her dress that led all the way to her upper thigh. The only slight measure of indication of his silent flirtations was the subtle curl of his gently cruel lips, a look she wanted to painfully smack away, but would be impossible to get away with given their public circumstances.
She hated these god damned council meetings with every inch of her.
Her fingertips drummed against the polished redwood table, a soft, dull rhythm of impatience.
“I doubt the Undersea cares about the jurisdiction of the marshes, given the little political advantage to their claim,” Cardan mused, perpetuating a scattering of murmurs of assent. “I propose we pass through the territory without sending for official pardon in passage. If they have any objections to this we will feign compromise to discontinue travel through the region henceforth.“
Jude ground her teeth together. She knew what her husband was doing, the bastard, drawing out the menial matters of the meeting even further just to test her patience that much more.
Patience wasn’t one of her strong suits.
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Percy : I WANT BLUE COOKIES
: BLUE COOKIESSSSSSSS
Gaea and the giants : So this is the guy that beat us?
Kronos, the Titans, and everyone Percy has ever beaten :
𝙂𝙚𝙩 𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙞𝙩
In my head these are all the hogwarts houses I think the Percy Jackson/ heroes of Olympus characters would be in :
Gryffindor : Hufflepuff :
Hazel Levesque Frank Zhang
Leo Valdez Will Solace
Percy Jackson Thalia Grace
Ravenclaw : Slytherin:
Annabeth Chase Piper McLean
Jason Grace Reyna Avila Ramirez-Arellano
Bianca di Angelo Nico di Angelo
Inej : Jes, I was wondering-
Jesper : IT’S HAPPENING!!
Inej : What?
Jesper : I’D BE HONOURED
Inej :
Inej : WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT-?
Jesper : I’d be honoured to be your best man. When did you propose to Kaz?
Inej :
Kaz : I protect my investments
The fandom : SHIPSHIPSHIPSHIPSHIPSHIPOMGTHEY’RESOCUTE
Jace Herondale : An evolution of feelings
*meets Clary* : She’s pretty
Few weeks later : I think I’m in love with her
Literally a week or shit after they get together : Oh shit she’s my sister
Him trying to rid off and deny his feelings : No I don’t love clary that way she’s my sister WDYM
Jace when Clary kisses him in the Seelie court : I know she’s my sister and everything but but like I want her and she desires me the most??? Why can’t we just date in secret???
Jace, at the end, when the poor boy finally realises that he’s a Herondale and NOT Clary’s brother : YES!!! I’M NOT HER BROTHER!!! MY FEELINGS FOR HER AREN’T WRONG!!!!!!!!!!
Conclusion : Jace seriously needs to get his shit together he fell in love with his May-be sister and wanted to date her. At the same time they weren’t really siblings so no harm I guess 😀-
Annabeth : Lesson number one in life, I’m always right.
Percy :
Me and @jason-the-saving-grace27 have established that Maxon Calix Schreave is a great hugger. He will and does stay up and cuddle with America..and forehead kisses. Yes, this couple is absolutely smitten. I would like to see someone attempt to change my mind.
Ben Barnes is without doubt a darklina shipper.
Go ahead, change my mind.
I can’t be the only one who somewhat ships Eadlyn Schreave and Kile Woodwork 😀
Nobody is gonna talk about how Hazel had Leo and Frank fighting over her at age 13 🥲🥲