I KEEP ON MAKING THINGS AS JOKES ANd ACCIDENTALLY GUESSING THINGS RIGHT THIS IS THE FIFTH TIME

I HAVE THE GIFT OF ACCIDENTAL PROPHECY

I put way too much effort into an Aztec mythology meets snapcube sonic dub shitpost

I blame this post for inspiration

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>be me >tlaloc, god of rain, sun of the third (current) world >married to xochiquetzal, a goddess of sexuality and all that >wife seems b

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thedeceasedgod

1 month ago

I’m sorry OP but since I’m not on that side of mythology tumblr the idea that Cronus is a communist because he has a sickle is the funniest thing possible

"Cronus is a communist." Cronus is a deity belonging to an ancient culture. Stop projecting modern political ideologies on him either in order to make him more likeable or contemptuous depending on your own socio-political beliefs.

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thedeceasedgod

2 months ago

Sometimes the things I say while explaining mythology sound weird out of context. I was talking about the creation of bats and i genuinely said “well it started when Quetzalcoatl was straight jorkin it”

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thedeceasedgod

1 month ago

Random articles my beloved

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thedeceasedgod

1 year ago

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thedeceasedgod

10 months ago

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thedeceasedgod

3 months ago

Hey guys. This isn’t directed towards anyone in particular but please don’t tag me or message me begging me for money. I don’t have a lot to donate. A lot of my extra money goes to my family and friends. I really hope you get to a better place but I’m not someone who can help :(

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thedeceasedgod

11 months ago

Eyestrain TW

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thedeceasedgod

7 months ago

So uh… haven’t posted in forever

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thedeceasedgod

1 month ago

Basically them

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thedeceasedgod

2 months ago

Do you want us to stab dictators like what

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shitpost shit post ides of march beware the ides of march aztec mythology quetzalcoatl its pride month aztec gods tezcatlipoca because like et tu brute nahua posting dioses aztecas I’m too lazy to post this on the actual ides Tezcatlipoca’s expression was weirdly hard to do but he would definitely be into sixty people stabbing one guy he’s the embodiment of the lord giveth and the lord taketh away basically he can give power or take it away he looks nakey without the smokestack on his back I had to take it away for space

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