A break from my val shenanigans to talk abt sharks
This is a stock photo of a (small) cat shark
I love the cat shark. One of my favorite things abt them is their bioluminesence, they take in blue light and re-emit it as green light.
They’re also very small and not dangerous to humans in any way.
They’re kinda shit at swimming.
They’re just little guys.
Overall very funky shark I rate them a solid 10/10
Look at that and tell me cat sharks aren’t hella swag
Listen I hate valorant as much as the next guy however one of my favourite things to do is play clove on usa servers and do my best impersonation of them in team chat
I found a whole collection of these in my notes app so heres more of my ramblings
Sage is really good at sudoku
Jett and Phoenix somehow convinced Omen that he’s an octopus
Viper had to reassure Omen that he is in fact not an octopus
Raze is a really good cook but lacks any patience for it
Cypher leaves little presents in front of the agents rooms on their birthdays
No one told Cypher their birthday he just knows
Viper has built up immunity to several poisons
When Gekko fell asleep after playing games Brim made sure to throw a blanket over him
Gekko also once called Brim a GOAT and just laughed when Brim got confused
Chamber gets mocked a lot for being French (rightly so) and even Sage finds it too funny to make anyone stop
Jett has used her powers to catch birds before
Yoru is trans (my reasoning: i am trans nd i think he’s neat)
Sage taught herself a lot about medicine and now everyone in the protocol assumes she’s been to medical school
Skye and Deadlock go birdwatching together during their hikes
Christmas really isn’t a big deal in the protocol but they’ll have a slightly nicer meal to somewhat celebrate
Most/all of the agents have special things they’ll do for their own cultures holidays and celebrations
Ya know women are kinda cool
(if you disagree w/ my takes thats swag nd i respect that)
Galaxsea (Astra x Harbour)
I honestly don’t have to many thoughts abt these two
they’re just cute and I love them
they’re both massive nerds and no one can convince me otherwise
they 100% braid each others hair
Reyge (Reyna x Sage)
I love them so much
They’re both so mother
Sage wakes up obnoxiously early (doctor things) and Reyna complains and drags her back into bed
Sage makes little trinkets out of jade (the stuff her powers use?? is it jade?? idk just roll with it) and gives them to Reyna
Reyna singing spanish folk songs to help Sage fall asleep
Reyna will whisper some raunchier comments in Sages ear just to watch Sage get flustered
Cyberowl (Cypher x Sova)
Cypher forces Sova to take breaks when he overworks himself (which is often)
They passive aggressively flirt with each other
Both of them are emotionally constipated
Cypher once called Sova beautiful and Sova could not think straight the rest of the day
Sova sleeps like the dead so Cypher will often wake up with random limbs in his face or Sova just lying on top of him
Viper x Chamber (i actually have no idea what their ship name is someone pls lmk)
Viper hooking up with Chamber claiming it’s “something to take the edge off” before falling hard
Chamber does something stupid and Viper just watches and realises she’s in love with a dumbass
Viper being in love with Chamber and being very unhappy about it
Chamber likes to buy Viper fancy gifts and Viper has no idea how to respond
Fadeshock (Fade x Neon)
Them both bonding over being afraid of their powers
Sleepy girlfriends
When Fade stands up Neon pokes in the side and gives her a tiny electric shock
Neon is besties w/ Fades prowlers
Neon once made dinner for her and Fade and Fade was so close to proposing after eating it
Fade wraps herself around Neon in her sleep
Nanobomb (Killjoy x Raze)
They both sing along German rock music in KJs lab
KJ once pressed her alarm bot to boombot and said they were kissing
Raze had never been more in love
They’re both really smart but so so dumb
They binge watch soaps together
Raze made a version of boombot that doesn’t explode and just wonders around base
KJ calls it their child
Some old stuff i've drawn (some of these are kinda old hence quality diffs)
I’ve have so many thoughts abt val characters gender istg
(also maybe don’t take this too seriously)
Astra:
Straight but the biggest ally you’ll ever meet
(She/Her)
Breach:
Angry gay
Very cis
Kind of the cool gay uncle
Raze came out to him and he just sat there like??
Breach: Lesbian? I thought you were Portuguese
Raze: ...Breach I’m Brazilian
Brimstone:
KJ came out to him and it went smth like:
KJ: Brim i’m gay
Brimstone: Hi gay im brimstone
Straight but he’s for the gays
His pronouns are U/S/A (eagle screech plays in background)
Chamber:
Queer and homophobic in a way only Europeans can be
Cypher:
Bisexual perhaps with a side of genderqueer
Deadlock:
Women lover
A she/they
Would cry over beautiful women
Fade:
They are so nonbinary
They/She/He Fade is so real to me
Also a women enjoyer just isn’t a fan of labels
Ace spec fr
Gekko:
Green hair nd pronouns
Bisexual
Harbor:
No one really knows???
He’s either very supportive of his bros or is somewhat fruity
Him nd Astra kinda goals ngl
Jett:
Bisexual
Women?
Kay/o:
My boy is made of 1′s nd 0′s i do not think he could care less
Killjoy:
Lesbian
Her gender is science
Neon:
Pansexual
Blue hair nd pronouns fr
My little silly
Omen:
Phoenix:
I told a friend of mine (who doesnt play val) that phoenix has two mums and she just looked at him and said “he looks like the type” ????
Bisexual but scared of women
Raze:
The biggest women lover
gender is whats in your pants??? alright *pulls out several explosives*
Reyna:
Lesbian
Men anti
Sage:
Trans, cottagecore lesbian
Mother???
Skye:
Aro Ace as fuck bro
Sex?? Romance?? nah mate the forest
Her nd dealock r in a queer platonic relationship
Sova:
*Rubs my hands together evily*
Trans, gay Sova
You can pry this hc from my cold body
Viper:
Transfem
Straight but still anti men
Yoru:
Trans
Homophobic homosexual ngl
Phoenix tries to show any affection nd hes just like >:0 thats gay
Bonus:
Ruben pontes nd Oran McEneff:
Both gay
My actual OTP
I get sad when I think abt them
EPISODE 8: MAGICAL GIRL.
Im not rlly used to using marker but heres my attempt at drawing Reyna from val
Sova's eye in canon is brown (cinematics, art, etc) but ingame for whatever reason therye both blue. no idea why
this is heart breaking why would you tell me this
i think abt val a lot// He/Him// 17// i mostly post theories/headcannons I have for valorant
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