my born again bingo card :) three days until the games begin!
idea and template from @n-m-and-p-avocados-at-law and @hopewearsglasses
cutie patootie
this is so good
Gestures vaguely
its nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and 5 beers and a head injury and jacking off and killing myself cant fix
this applies to both of them
Full body chills, chest flushed, heart pounding, vision blurring, head buzzing; I am but a humble worm in soil arising with the rain to lay beneath your gaze, swathed in your light and bathing in your tears
My favorite thing is that "Human Disater Matt Murdock" is a super common tag on both tumblr and ao3.org
But seriously:
He has horrible luck with women
Parkour is his main mode of transportation
He probably only sleeps 2 hours a day
He spends all his money buying his canes in bulk from Costco or some shit
He has a severe lack of self-preservation
He has exactly 2 friends who are tired of his shit 97% of the time
He thinks dumpster diving is appropriate when he has open wounds and the dumpster is filled with all of the types of bacteria known to man
He thinks it's a good idea to repeatedly antagonize Wilson Fisk
It's a wonder this man made it through 3 seasons, goddammit Matthew
they should kiss
If…if his apartment is trashed will he have to move to his old one?
Matt standing in the courtroom staring at the bench like he’s in church and it’s the alter!!!!!
Matt sitting in the gallery like it’s a pew!!!!!!!!!!!!!
anyway i love matt murdock, he’s a lying hypocrite with zero healthy coping skills and even less capacity for honest emotional relationships but goddamn it i love him
we all agree that wasn’t actually frank, right? it has to be one of the cops who idolize him or something. i refuse to believe that’s actually our frank.