Tbh this be me and my girl best friendšš
boys having sex like
Marko: *spits in Paulās mouth*
Paul: ..did you go to macdonalds without me?
modern!toxic!paul who blows up your phone constantly, making you wake up to 47 texts and 30 missed calls. modern!toxic!dwayne who always stalks your socials, and 'find my friends'ā wanting to know where you are. modern!toxic!david who constantly leaves you on read, but god forbid you take more than a second to respond to him. modern!toxic!marko who will post selfies of him with other girls on his story, making sure you see it.
I need more fic where Steve does dumb teenage boy, bastard older brother shit The party rings Steve to ask for a ride to the arcade, and he asks them if their bikes got flat tyres, or broke. And when they say no, Steve just says - cool, you can bike there then - and hangs up. He goes back to flop on his couch to watch the baseball because he has plans today and they do not involve leaving the house or wearing pants. He goes out to lunch with Dustin, both of them going to a diner together. And Dustin forgets his wallet, it's fine, and he watches Steve order two burgers, two fries, two drinks. Only when they arrive Steve starts eating both of them himself and laughs his ass off when Dustin shrieks indignantly (Steve gives him one of the burgers. It has a bite taken from it). Steve is working a shift at Family Video with Robin, the pair of them reshelving the rewound tapes. He asks if she can hold his stack while he ties his shoelaces - and Robin says yes - and after he finishes retying his laces he just, doesn't ask for the tapes back. And he doesn't say anything and sees how long Robin can shelve his tapes for him before she realises.
Steve whispering in Eddie's ear, dropping his voice low in that way he knows Eddie likes. Acting all coy and sexy and asking Eddie if he wants to know what Steve's thinking. When he says yes Steve burps in his face super loudly and Eddie laughs so hard he almost pukes.
Me, with my siblings 24/7 for no reason:
Also we, when our mother came into the room:
VECNA:Ā Did you take out Steve as I requested? KAS!EDDIE:Ā Steve has been taken out, yes. VECNA:Ā You have my great- KAS!EDDIE:Ā It was a great restaurant. KAS!EDDIE:Ā We had a romantic candlelit dinner. KAS!EDDIE:Ā Steve proposed afterwards- weāre filing the wedding papers.
At this point I think my page is becoming a The Lost Boys fan account and I donāt feel bad about it.
āno, no, no, you sweet dumb thingā IM ON THE FLOORRRRRRRRRRRR. IM KICKING MY FEET, TWIRLING MY HAIR, CLIMBING UP WALLS, SCREAMING, CRYING, CRAWLING, ALL OF THE ABOVEā¦ā¦.
Can you please please please please please please write a bunch more stuff with Chad and Ethan fucking bimbo!reader or bimbo!reader and Chad fucking Ethan so he doesn't die a virgin please please please I'm begging on my hands and knees screaming crying throwing up creaming on the floor begging
boy do I love the Bimbo trope š© I will def write more !!
You, Ethan and Chad all hanging out when Chad makes a joke ab Ethan being a virgin n Ethan gets frustrated and upset </3 so to make it up to him you & Chad offer to take his virginity
He looks so embarrassed when you both ask, but he ends up on his knees eating you out while Chad strokes his hair <33 tells him how to make you cum, how to use his fingers and mouth.
āYeah, buddy. She likes it when you rub her clit like that. See? youāre a natural!ā
Ethan moaning into you at the praise and thrusting his hard cock against the bed like a bitch in heat, as you come undone beneath him :)) he really is a natural, and soon youāre teaching him how to make Chad cum too <33
āNo, silly! You have to leave kisses on him first to get him worked up! See?ā
Eventually, Ethan is stuck between you two as he fucks into your wet cunt and Chad fucks him; heās crying, all the sensations too much. Never has he felt this full, felt such a big cock and tight pussy. Itās a wonder heās lasted this long.
But if weāre being honest, heās already came once and got hard again.
Chad leaves wet kisses along his spine, whispering praises of how much of a good boy he is, how good heās taking him. You hold the brunnete tightly against you, feeling both him and Chadās weight on top of you; Kissing Ethanās forehead when he says that he loves your pussy and Chadās cock.
āI know, E. Feels good, doesnāt it? I bet Chadās so big and hard.. oh baby, are you coming again? Thats so cute!ā