Paul: If Marko and I were both drowning, who would you save?
Dwayne: I don't know, both of you?
Paul: No, you can only save one of us
Dwayne: Well, I'd probably save Marko because he can't swim that well and I happen to know you're an excellent swimmer
Paul: Suppose I was holding an anchor? Who would you save then?
Dwayne: Well, why don't you let go of the anchor?
Paul: it's a family heirloom from Max.
Dwayne: I'm leaving.
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[๐ฎ๐ป๐๐๐ฎ๐๐, ๐๐ฒ๐ ๐๐ถ๐๐ต ๐ฏ๐ถ๐น๐น๐ ๐น๐ผ๐ผ๐บ๐ถ๐]
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๐๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ป๐ถ๐ป๐ด๐: ๐ป๐๐ณ๐, ๐ฑ๐ฒ๐ด๐ฟ๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ฎ๐๐ถ๐ผ๐ป, ๐ฝ๐ฟ๐ฎ๐ถ๐๐ฒ, ๐ถ ๐ด๐๐ฒ๐๐ ๐๐ผ๐ ๐ฐ๐ผ๐๐น๐ฑ ๐น๐ฎ๐ฏ๐ฒ๐น ๐ถ๐ ๐ฒ๐ ๐ต๐ถ๐ฏ๐ถ๐๐ถ๐ผ๐ป๐ถ๐๐บ ๐ฎ๐ป๐ฑ ๐น๐ถ๐ธ๐ฒ. ๐ฎ ๐ฑ๐ฎ๐๐ต ๐ผ๐ณ ๐ฑ๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ ๐ธ๐ถ๐ป๐ธ, ๐๐ต๐ผ๐๐ฒ๐ฟ ๐๐ฒ๐ , ๐ต๐ฎ๐ป๐ฑ๐ท๐ผ๐ฏ, ๐ฝ๐ผ๐ฟ๐ป ๐๐ถ๐๐ต ๐ป๐ผ ๐ฝ๐น๐ผ๐
๐ฎ๐ป๐ฑ ๐ฎ๐ ๐ฎ๐ป ๐ฎ๐ฝ๐ผ๐น๐ผ๐ด๐ ๐ณ๐ผ๐ฟ ๐น๐ฒ๐ฎ๐๐ถ๐ป๐ด ๐๐ถ๐๐ต๐ผ๐๐ ๐ฎ ๐๐ฟ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ฒ: ๐ถโ๐๐ฒ ๐ฝ๐น๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ฒ๐ฑ ๐บ๐ ๐๐๐๐ต.. ๐ถ๐ป๐๐ฝ๐ถ๐ฟ๐ฎ๐๐ถ๐ผ๐ป, ๐ถ๐ป ๐๐ต๐ฒ ๐๐๐ผ๐ฟ๐.
(๐ฝ๐ผ๐ฟ๐ป. ๐บ๐ ๐ถ๐ป๐๐ฝ๐ถ๐ฟ๐ฎ๐๐ถ๐ผ๐ป ๐ถ๐ ๐๐๐ถ๐๐๐ฒ๐ฟ ๐ฝ๐ผ๐ฟ๐ป. ๐ถ๐ ๐๐ถ๐น๐น ๐ฏ๐ฒ ๐๐ป๐ฑ๐ฒ๐ฟ๐น๐ถ๐ป๐ฒ๐ฑ ๐ฎ๐ป๐ฑ ๐ถ๐ป ๐ฏ๐ผ๐น๐ฑ)
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VECNA:ย Did you take out Steve as I requested? KAS!EDDIE:ย Steve has been taken out, yes. VECNA:ย You have my great- KAS!EDDIE:ย It was a great restaurant. KAS!EDDIE:ย We had a romantic candlelit dinner. KAS!EDDIE:ย Steve proposed afterwards- weโre filing the wedding papers.
Bout made me cry
โ BUT IM OVER THIS ROLLERCOASTER!
PAIRING. ethan landry x fem!reader
SUMMARY. in which yn confesses her love to her longtime best friend during a party, who can only frown as he watches her hiccup through her words.
GENRE. fluff, angst, best friends to lovers
AUTHORโS NOTE. there WILL be a part 2 so lookout for that soon ๐ซก listen to โwish you were soberโ by conan gray as you read since it was based off that song!! this was requested, although I decided to change it up by replacing reader as the drunk one instead of ethan. this is a non ghostface au so ethan and everybody else are friends & I CAN SPREAD MY ANIKA ETHAN BFF AGENDA (im madly delusional๐๐)
This party's shit, wish we could dip. Go anywhere but here
Ethan frowns at his surroundings. Heavy music thatโs loud enough to have the cops called, lights that felt blinding and overwhelmingโand not to mention the couples who were making out in every corner.
โYou okay there dude?โ Chad asks, examining the boyโs face.
โNot really,โ he mumbles, but he doesnโt want to ruin the mood, โI see Tara over there.โ He points at the staircase.
โWeโre talking about you though,โ Chad sighs, โif you want to leave, just say the word and weโll go.โ
Bless Chadโs kind heart.
โItโs alright bro,โ Ethan gives him a smile to reassure, โyou go talk to Tara. Iโm fine here in my corner of the couch.โ
Chad chuckles, โokay buddy. If you ever need me, just call my name and Iโm here!โ He then descends to the staircase, already striking up a convo with Tara.
Ethan can only wish he was that social.
โEeeee,โ And here comes you, his best friend, drunk and stumbling over your own foot.
You wrap your arms around his neck, placing your chin onto his shoulders.
โSorry!โ Anika yells through the loud music, โsheโs hard to control when drunk.โ
โItโs okay Ani,โ Ethan smiles, โIโve got her.โ
Anika quickly takes off the bandana around her leg, tying it on Ethanโs arm.
โLove ya Eth! Thank you.โ she says, placing a kiss on his cheek before going off to find her girlfriend, Mindy.
โYou alright there love?โ Ethan asks, rubbing circles into your back. You mumble words that Ethan canโt make out, making him sigh as he switches into a more comfortable position on the couch for the both of you.
Although Ethanโs called you love countless times, you canโt help but blush. You had a huge crush on the curly haired boy, but could never bring yourself to properly confess.
โWant to go to Chadโs car? Itโs much less noisy,โ Ethan suggests, and you nod slowly.
Kinda hope you're followin' me out. But this is definitely not my crowd.
Taking your hand, Ethan leads you out of the house, making sure he doesnโt bump into drunk frat boys.
Take me where the music ain't too loud. Trade drinks, but you don't even know her
โWant to trade drinks?!โ A random girl asks you. Without thinking, you nod, grabbing the small glass and taking it down with one shot.
You shake your head slightly as soon as you step out of the house, trying to relieve yourself from the alcohol.
Ethan opens the passenger door, helping you sit up inside. Then he opens the trunk, revealing a white fluffy blanket. He brings it over, gently placing it on your shivering body.
You looked so pretty, Ethan thought. So so pretty.
โE,โ you say quietly as soon as he props himself onto the drivers side. โE.โ
โYes YN?โ
You glance up at him with sleepy eyes, the same ones Ethan grown to adore over the months heโs befriended you.
โYouโre so pretty,โ you say before you can think.
Ethan loses his breath right there and then. โSorry?โ He chokes out.
โYouโre so pretty Eth. And youโre so sweet, and caring. Youโre such boyfriend material, the way you take care of me and others. I love you Ethan.โ
โDo you say this to all the guys you talk to when youโre drunk?โ Ethan jokes, but you shake your head quickly, your drunken dazed eyes keeping contact with his.
โNo, cause I donโt like any of them the way I like you. I like you Ethan. A lot. I want us to be more than friends,โ
Ethan is speechless. Before he can utter another word, you lean forward to kiss him.
Kiss me in the seat of your Rover.
The two of you close your eyes, as if you were both waiting for this moment for the longest time. You were.
Ethan pulls away, his face filled with an emotion you canโt put your finger to.
Real sweet, but I wish you were sober
โListen YN,โ he says, now looking anywhere but you, โthis was sweet. It was. But I really wish you were sober.โ
You tilt your head confused. You open your mouth to ask, but Ethan quickly interrupts you. โItโs late, Iโll drive you home.โ
โWait E, Iโโ
โPlease YN, just donโt say anything.โ
You gulp, following what Ethan says. Why was he acting like this? You just confessed your feelings!
The entire ride back to your shared apartment with Anika was silent, and you canโt help but feel an uneasy feeling settle in your stomach, as well as a brand new set of tears setting in your eyes.
they got to be actual teenagers :)
At this point I think my page is becoming a The Lost Boys fan account and I donโt feel bad about it.
stu macher x fem!reader
warnings: reader is kinda in subspace, mentions of pain, kissing, crying, p n v, soft-dom stu, squirting, belly bulge
author note: why tf did i have so much trouble with the warnings-
You whimpered slightly as Stu situated you on his lap. His cock brushed against your swollen clit, making you cry out.
You were overly sensitive. Stu edged you and overstimulated you for what seemed like hours. Tears fell down your cheeks as he lightly pushed you down on his cock.
โStop crying and be a good girl for meโ He kissed your tears and hugged you, while still pushing you down on his cock.
โFeels tโgoodโ Your words slurred as you finally sunk down on him. Your walls clamped tightly onto his cock.
He let out a groan, โFuckโ his hands massaged your ass before slapping it. Your mind was clouded and you soon lost track off what was happening.
You lost strength in your legs and rested your head in the crook of Stuโs neck.
He waited a couple seconds before thrusting up into you sharply.
โOhโ you cried out, lifting your head up, suddenly wide awake.
He gave you no time to adjust and thrusted up hard into you, going at a fast pace.
โFuck me, shitโ he dragged out and moaned, looking up at you. Your moans got louder and louder.
If anyone was to walk by and hear, theyโd think you were getting murdered.
He squished your cheeks, taking you in a deep kiss to silence your moans.
You moaned into his mouth, letting him take full control of your tongue.
He hummed, feeling himself getting closer.
Your stomach tightened and clenched, the pain starting to form.
He was going so hard to the point where it was hurting. Stu broke the kiss and looked down at your stomach.
He placed his hand on the bulge that formed in your stomach. โYou feel me here princess, iโm right hereโ He rubbed your stomach and looked up at you.
โFuuck iโm gonna-โ you were cut off with a moan when you reached your climax.
You felt the liquid gush against yours and Stuโs legs. You felt his cum release into you and he groaned deeply into your ear.
โIโm still not done with youโ
Wayne would be so confused when raccoons just start herding around the trailer๐
Eddie feeding the trailer park raccoons hot dogs and graham crackers in the winter. There's like 25 chubby raccoons waddling around because of the "Munson boy"
Hey.. no clue if you do smut for the LOSTBOYS, but this one is for my silent boy Dwayne.
(Male) reader who dresses a lot like Bill. S Preston Esquire (cropped t-shirts, flannel And colorful jeans) meets Dwayne after bumping into him on the boardwalk and letโs just say things get a bit.. โจSpicyโจ your David smut was magical btw!<3
Dwayne x Male reader who dresses like Bill S. Preston Esq.
Hi! Thank you so much for requesting!
I havenโt written any smut yet so I think you may be thinking of @misslavenderlady โs hypnokink smut with David that I reposted:)
This is my first request ever so I hope you like it!
Warnings: SMUT minors DNI, handjob, daddy kink
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After years of pinching every penny you could, spending your days mowing lawns and washing cars, you had finally saved enough money to travel to Santa Carla. Most people new Santa Carla as the murder capital of the world, you knew it as the thrifting capital of the world.
Ever since you could remember you had been obsessed with clothes. You were kind of a shy guy, so it was easier to express yourself through what you wore rather than what you saidโฆor didnโt say for that matter. You couldnโt wait to comb through the racks and racks of cozy flannels, colorful jackets, brightly colored tops, and whatever else Santa Carla had to offer.
You headed down to the boardwalk where you knew the best selections would be. You flitted from store to store combing for hidden gems in the sea of pieces. It was getting late as your scouring was coming to an end for the night. You walked along the boardwalk to your car with bags full of great finds, including a bunch of vintage Adidas tees you planned on cropping yourself, when you collided with aโฆbrick wall?
No wait, that wasnโt a wall, it wasโฆa stunningly attractive man? His brown eyes narrowed in confusion as he looked you up and down. You blushed as you realized you had just collided with his incredibly toned, bare chest. You sputtered put an apology as you tried to slide past him but he gripped your arm loosely. โWhere are you running off to? Donโt you know itโs not safe to be alone in Santa Carla at night? It is the murder capital of the world after all.โ You shot him a confused look as you glanced down at your watch. It flashed 2:48am and your jaw dropped. โI didnโt realize it was so late,โ you said, have to the man and half to yourself. โI better get back to my hotel.โ
โHotel?โ He asked, โyouโre just visiting?โ
โYeah, flew in this morning, I head back on Thursday.โ You replied.
โWell if youโre only in Santa Carla for a few days, you canโt waste your time sleeping.โ He said. โWhy donโt I take you around instead?โ
โI donโt even know your name,โ you stated
โMy nameโs Dwayne,โ he told you, โlet me show you the best that Santa Carla has to offer.โ
You felt a sudden rush of adrenaline at his offer. Something inside of you was screaming to accept and let the gorgeous man take you around. โFuck itโ you thought to yourself, โIโll sleep when Iโm dead.โ โSure Dwayne,โ you said, โshow me the best Santa Carla has to offer.โ
That was how you found yourself pressed against the wall of the grimiest alleyway you had ever seen. Dwayne had you completely caged in by his broad shoulders and strong arms. He was palming you though your jeans with one hand, and massaging your exposed abs with the other. A moan fell from your lips as he leaned forward to nip at your neck, leaving red marks in his wake. Dwayne was a big guy, you were overwhelmed by him, his frame pressed against you, his scent all around you, his touch all over you, it was intoxicating. Dwayne, as if he could read your mind, chuckled into your neck as he continued to kiss and bite at you. โPlease Dwayne,โ you whispered as you moaned, โI need more please.โ โWhat do you need baby?โ Dwayne asked, still latched onto your neck, his tone teasing. You shivered at the nickname. โI- I want you to touch me,โ you said shyly, โplease.โ Dwayne let out another laugh as he continued to palm you. โBut I am touching you,โ he replied. You let out a frustrated sigh.
โYes butโฆbut touch me more.โ
โMore how?โ
โYou know how.โ
โHow can i know if you donโt tell me? cโmon baby, use your words, I know you can do it.โ
His condescending tone made your toes curl. You opened your mouth to ask for what you wanted, but before you could get the words out, Dwayneโs tongue was shoved down your throat. You moaned into his mouth as your eyes fluttered shut. He took the hand that had been on your abs and used it to capture both your wrists and hold them against the wall. He stopped palming you to unbutton your jeans, chuckling as you whimpered at the lost contact. He pulled away leaving you breathless. โAw baby,โ he said, โcat got your tongue?โ Dwayne pouted at you mockingly. Making you flush red as the jeans you were wearing. โThatโs ok sweet boy,โ he whispered while stroking your cheek, โdaddy knows what you need.โ
He pulled your jeans and boxers down to your ankles, freeing your hardened cock to slap against your stomach. He put his thumb over the tip, smearing the bead of pre-cum that had appeared, over the head of your shaft. His fingers curled around your length, stroking you slowly with one hand, while he rid you of your cropped top with the other. You whimpered and gasped at the feeling of his huge hand around you. He stroked you firmly, his expert fingers working you slowly.
His slow pace wore on you as you found yourself again wanting more. You whined and bucked up into his hand, silently begging him to speed up his strokes. He squeezed you a bit, making you gasp in ecstasy, but did nothing to increase his pace. โPleaseeeeโ you begged. โPlease what baby? I thought we talked about this. I canโt read your mind now can I?โ Dwayne asked you with a smirk. Tears were forming at the corner of your eyes as Dwayne continued his ministrations. You knew exactly what you wanted, but for some reason, when you opened your mouth, the words couldnโt make it past your lips. All you could do was let out an exasperated whimper. Dwayne sighed mockingly and clicked his tongue. โSuch a shy boy, let daddy take care of you.โ
Dwayne sped up his strokes and started to fondle your balls while keeping enough of his body weight on you to keep you pinned against the wall. He relatched onto your neck while you moaned. โBeing such a good boy for daddy, letting him take care of you like this.โ He whispered against the shell of your ear. You flushed and panted at his words as you felt your orgasm building. With each stroke you felt yourself getting closer and closer to the edge. As if Dwayne could sense it, he leaned into your ear again and whispered โwanna cum baby? You gonna cum for daddy?โ You moaned, โyes daddy, mโ gonna cum.โ You gasped as thick ropes of cum sprayed from your cock into Dwayneโs hand. You slumped against the wall, painting from the intensity of your orgasm, Dwayne was an artist with his hands. โDwayne,โ you breathed, โI need to feel you inside me.โ Dwayne smirked as he manhandled you onto all fours. โI thought youโd never ask.โ
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