Me Fr

noelle fucking dies

Me constantly

Following a rumor I heard, I decided to check out if this easter egg was real. Words can't do it justice.

me living the adhd life:

There was a show about a group of superheroes who, at the time, seemed like they had compelling powers, but now that I’m awake I realize how lame they were. It included characters such as:

A woman with “deadly claws” (They were just long fingernails)

A man who couldn’t be seen as long as light wasn’t touching him (Literally just how darkness works???)

A surgeon (His power was being a surgeon)

Some kind of deer lady (No powers outside of being a deer lady, but it’s still something at least)

At some point there was this shocking episode where, on an infiltration mission, most of them died in brutally gory and tragic ways. There must have been backlash somewhere, because the next episode was a goofy comical retelling of the infiltration mission where nobody died. I woke up before learning which version was canon.

My house was haunted by Rod Serling, but he just narrated my day to day as if my life was a TZ episode.

I need to be kidnapped by kind aliens who take me to the alien vet and they know exactly what's wrong with me and they cure me and feed me nutritious meals

Me basically going "While I don't have anything in particular to say about this, I want to assure you that you're not being ignored or anything like that."

love reacting with emojis in discord . #1 activity . i am listening and nodding but i dont have anything to say or itd be rude to intrude . emojis my best friend